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Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral

Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral

Roscoe
#1Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 9:10am

This is real, from the Washington Post, not The Onion.

A singularly bad idea, I'd think. Hell hath no fury like Apple Geeks scorned.
Announced via twitter for iphone, no less...


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madbrian
#2Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 9:16am

They're attention whores, and this will certainly garner them some attention.


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tazber
#2Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 9:18am

This is just so expected. I don't even think people care that about them anymore.

The novelty of their OTT hatred has worn off.


....but the world goes 'round

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Jordan Catalano
#3Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 9:52am

We should stand in a circle in front of them and hold out iPads up, blocking them.

WOSQ
#4Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 10:17am

It is getting to the point that the question is now, "What WON'T Westboro picket?"

They are really becoming passe.

They had better picket my funeral. If they don't, people will think I'm a nobody...


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JerseyGirl2
#5Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 10:49am

They put out press releases that they were going to my hometown to picket the funerals of 4 of my dad's friends that died of carbon monoxide poisoning two weeks ago. They didn't show.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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songanddanceman2
#6Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:01am

They really are boring now


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Marianne2
#7Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:16am

The tweets Margie has sent out after this are hilarious. Her excuse to using it is to remind everyone that Steve Jobs is in hell. She also said that God created the iPhone for that purpose. Right...


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Kad
#8Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:22am

And they'll probably coordinate it on their iPhones.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Jordan Catalano
#9Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:26am

Well without the iPhone, we wouldn't have Grindr or Scruff...

Unknown User
#10Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:35am

Anyone who is anyone is going to hell. I'd be seriously insulted if they DIDN'T picket my funeral!
Updated On: 10/6/11 at 11:35 AM

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tazber
#11Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:56am

For real, Joe. Heaven is just a bunch of boring losers sitting around wishing they were where all the fun is.

And halos are a crappy accessory.


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FindingNamo
#12Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 12:02pm

iDiots.


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mominator
#13Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/6/11 at 10:12pm

And it is Namo for the win!


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Mister Matt
#14Westboro to Picket Steve Jobs' Funeral
Posted: 10/7/11 at 2:22pm

They'll justify picketing any high-profile funeral just for the publicity. It's become so expected, the news of these protests will only be met more and more apathy. So far, their list of accomplishments is gettin air time, but absolutely nothing that affects change in favor of their alleged cause.


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