What Christmas songs do you hate?
#25re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:04pmI've never liked "Blue Christmas," no matter who sings it. But "Wonderful Christmastime" is an even better choice.
#26re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:08pm
I guess I don't really hate any Christmas songs. I do hate certain renditions. Anything on the Streisand album is sh*t, and I'm not such a fan of Johnny Mathis' Chistmas stuff, although I, generally, like him.
#27re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:18pm
I love Christmas songs, but I've had some bad experiences with them
1. I had We Wish You a Merry Christmas stuck in my head for two and a half years... on and off, but more often on.
2. I was browsing a Rite Aide, or some drug store like it, and I saw one of the dancing and singing Santas. As I pushed the button and peered closely at it, I realized too late that it was a "Booty-Shakin'" Santa. I found myself staring at Santa's backside, which was shaking with a fervor. I don't think I'll ever look at St. Nick the same way ever again.
ihearttheatre
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
#28re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:24pmI have an interesting relationship with "Christmas Shoes". I can't take it seriously. I think it's hilarious that the singer tries to make it touching and sad. I had a really good laugh about it last Christmas when I first heard it- and whenever I hear it now, I cannot help but mock it. Hate? nah.
kate2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
#29re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:51pmi hate hate hate that christmas shoes song! i just dont get why a poor kid would spend his money on shoes for his mom who is about to die and will have no use for them!
#30re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:54pm
Christmas Shoes, of course, anyone with two brain cells hates that one.
I also hate Carol of the Bells and that Trans Siberian Orchestra piece of dreck. And Wonderful Christmastime. Basically, I hate all the ones that are the most popular on the radio, it seems.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#31re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:01pmI decided that not listening to the radio would prevent me from hating otherwise innocuous songs that are horribly overplayed.
#32re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:03pmPlum, in stores you can't turn the radio off.
#33re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:05pmAh yes, the Christmas Shoes song. The worst is when they play it in the grocery store and people around me start crying.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#34re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:06pm
And that's the only time I hear 'em, Rath. Ever gone grocery shopping with headphones?
#35re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:08pmI usually have headphones on when shopping at Duane Reade and the like - but I can't turn them up loud enough to drown out that crap and still be aware of what's going on around me.
#36re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:11pm
Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season (Medley) by Manhattan Transfer
it's HORRID. If you haven't heard it, here are the lyrics:
Happy Holiday
Happy Holiday
While the merry bells keep ringing
May your every wish come true
Happy Holiday
Happy Holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy Holidays to you
It's the holiday season
And Santa Claus is coming back
The Christmas snow is white on the ground
When old Santa gets into town
He'll be coming down the chimney, down
Coming down the chimney, down
It's the holiday season
And Santa Claus has got a toy
For every good girl and good little boy
He's a great big bundle of joy
He'll be coming down the chimney, down
Coming down the chimney, down
He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
And lots of goodies for you and me
So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
Hanging on the Christmas tree
It's the holiday season
With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
And don't forget to hang up your sock
"Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
He'll be coming down the chimney
Coming down the chimney
Coming down the chimney, down!
Happy Holiday
Happy Holiday
While the merry bells keep bringing
Happy Holidays to you
Happy Holiday
Happy Holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy Holidays to you
To you
Happy Holiday (repeats to fade)
It makes me cringe.
#37re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:44pmANYTHING country......my God I almost puked at a "good ole boy" greasy spoon in Stanwood, WA yesterday because of all the country Xmas crap they were playing........
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#38re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:48pmI actually like that song about Santa getting stuck in the chimney. It's sick but I like it. I've only heard it a few times. Maybe I'll grow to hate it if I hear it another 30 times.
#39re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:48pm
christmas songs that aren't jewish.
Just kidding.
Rudloph the Red-Nose Reindeer never sat well with me.
#40re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 8:23amThe Bell That Couldn't Jingle.
#41re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 9:21amAll of them.
cabarethed
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/03
#42re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 10:10amThe one that goes S-a-n-t-a-C-l-a-u-s, hooray for Santa Claus. Makes me homicidal, and I get to hear it at work often, along with other novelty and pop Christmas songs. However, most of those don't bother me. It's just that one song. Sometimes my friend calls and sings it on my voicemail just to piss me off cause I won't get it out of my head for the rest of the day.
#43re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 10:25am
By December 20th, I hate every Christmas song, but you've covered most of the songs I hate in November. :)
Bah humbug!!!
RockabyeHamlet
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/05
#44re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 7:58pm
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
enough said
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
#46re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 11:24pm
*Top of the list: "Christmas Shoes." Just hearing it once makes me want to kill someone.
*The new cover of "Last Christmas"
*"My Grown-Up Christmas List"
*Anything by Johnny Mathis; his voice drives me nuts
*Anything by Celine Dion
*The Jackson 5 version of "I Saw Mommy..."
Since I'm so picky, this year I said the hell with it and made my own Christmas mix.
#47re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 11:27pmI don't believe I ever head a song about "Christmas shoes". From what I read here, I don't want to!
#48re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 11/30/05 at 11:57pm
Never heard "Chrismas Shoes?" Lucky!
//*The Jackson 5 version of "I Saw Mommy..." //
AHH. YES. That one. Oy vey.
#49re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 12/1/05 at 12:51amANY country version of a Christmas song. They're just begging to be made fun of.
#50re: What Christmas songs do you hate?
Posted: 12/1/05 at 1:04am
Brendan, if you're interested I found a link with the lyrics. Fair warning: Do not read if you have eaten recently.
http://www.dslextreme.com/users/minara2/TheChristmasShoes.htm
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