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#126

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 9:19am

Redheads are the ickiness!!!! Blech!





yesiknowiamaredheadwhydoyouthinkihavespentsomuchtimeintherapy?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#127

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 9:39am

Yes, but they're all girls.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#130

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 9:49am

We're totally crazy.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#131

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 9:52am

I think Alicia Witt is gorgeous.

From my limited experience with redheads (both male and female) I've come to understand that most suffer from "ugly ducking" syndrome.

I'm sure you were always good lookin' though.
#132

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 12:45pm

Hey, you know what they say..."Fire on top, smokin' down below."

Totally kidding, but seriously...I dunno, i've always had a thing for redheads. Which would explain my Conan O'Brien crush.

i'm also really into tall, skinny, pale guys. Which would expalin Chris. And Conan.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#133

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 12:49pm

"i'm also really into tall, skinny, pale guys. Which would expalin Chris..."


We have very, very different definitions of skinny, honey bunches. :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#135

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:01pm

that's true...let me put it this way. Chris used to be a lot skinnier than he is now.

Maybe that's the thing. He felt so secure in our relationship that he just didn't care anymore. I mean, he was planning our wedding before our one-year anniversary. I was in the ninth grade, for Christ's sake!
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#136

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:04pm

That is sad, sickening, scary, sycophantic, and a simultaneous slew of other "s" words.

"Hello, Department of Scary Person Restraining Orders? I'd like to place an order..."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#138

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:06pm

I LOVE redheads. And tall. And skinny. And geeky.

I run away from clingy and needy, though.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#139

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:06pm

Yeah...he spent like an hour making a list of the appliances we were going to have in our apartment. He'd decided what city we were going to live in, how many cars we were going to have, both of our jobs, and how many people were attending our wedding. oh, and he was looking at glasses and china patterns at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Jesus Christ, psycho. Why did I not see all this before?
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#141

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:08pm

As Ms. Griffin once said about Macy Gray...

"For sure, there's a LITTLE mental retardation there. A LITTLE."
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#142

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:09pm

And...he hates his own parents. You shoudl hear the way he talks to my mother. Jesus, if I had a kid who talked to me like that you'd be sure as hell I'd have a basement full of broken wooden spoons.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#143

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:10pm

He sounds like someone who is looking for security...

If we're still talking about how to break up with him, and not just ripping him apart, you should have a talk with him. Firm but kind.

And you shouldn't wait. You no longer want to be in a relationship with him. So, you should let him go.

He may be upset, but he WILL get over you. And you will be free to move on with your life.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#144

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:11pm

You shoudl hear the way he talks to my mother.
To YOUR mother? No one is disrespectful to my mother and has another date with me.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#145

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 1:12pm

haha, oops, typo. I meant his mother.

And i'm breaking up whth him tonight. THat plan has already gone into motion. He knows it's coming. Which is a good thing, because it'll give him time to not freak out.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#148

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 6:43pm

If he was nice, I usually take him out to dinner, hand a little blue box from Tiffany and say "Darling, it was wonderful but, it needs to end. Her is something to remember me by."

If he wasn't nice, I have my lawyer file an injunction.

Seriously, whatever you do, make it straight forward, clear, final and try to do it without placing blame. That's the easiest way to make a clean break without a scene.
#150

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/9/06 at 7:56pm

"Your boyfriend should not be more of a girl than you."

wow, what an insulting comment, as it implies that being a girl is a bad thing.

I say good for him.....tacky, tacky comment, and he's better off without YOU!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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