What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone? — Page 4

#76

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:03pm

"...it's so greasy and it just lays there on his head..."

That comment warranted it!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#77

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:04pm

And attorneys, NDP. Don't forget legal action.

#78

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:04pm

PalJoey actually reminded me of another important question:

If I break up with him, does that mean I have to return the gol-and-diamond heart necklace he bought me for our last anniversary?

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#79

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:05pm

Hell no.

Jewelry given is jewelry given forever.

I still have four Movados from 2000 and 2001 (various suitors; all aware of my Movado obsession), but not the men who gave them to me.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#80

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:06pm

Haha, Bwaysinger!

They gotta make a living.

#81

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:06pm

haha.
Do you think Jason Schwartzman (ala Shopgirl) is cute?

#82

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:07pm

Haven't had the fortune to see the film.

As Fiction Writer knows, the only supposedly hot guy in Hollywood that I actually think is hot is Keanu, and it's definitely not for his acting.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#83

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:12pm

It's good, and Jason's character (I forget his name) sounds like your boyfriend. Maybe a little cleaner, but still dirty.

Out of every Hollywood man, you choose Keanu?! Girl.. we gotta work that kink out.

#84

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:14pm

Do my eyes deceive me or did Chanticleer bite the dust?

Did you break up with him already, Craig?

#85

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:22pm

Best thread ever . . .

Just be honest and tell him the truth.

And then give him a number for a good therapist in your town.

Sounds like he could use some professional help.

#86

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:27pm

Craig's gay?

#87

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:33pm

No, it was just professional, Fiction.

#88

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 1:34pm

The longer you stay with him, the longer you will be unhappy. Focus on yourself, build your self-confidence and know that you will be better off without him. Then just blurt it out and tell him you don't want to be with him anymore and stand your ground. Good luck! There are lots of geeks out there.

#89

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:09pm

Oh, come on, Keanu is HOT. Especially in sunglasses and a trenchcoat holding a big gun...

I have been wanting to break up with him for, like, four months and I have no idea what is holding me back. But I think I'm gonna do it tonight. Get some coffee, talk ot over with him. If he starts stalking me, you all better come to Pittsburgh and kick his ass for me.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#90

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:10pm

*books ticket

:)

#91

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:12pm

Oh good!

How tall are you?

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#92

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:15pm

Just under 6'.
How tall is he?

#93

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:18pm

He's a little under 6'2 and he's about fifteen pounds overweight, so he's one heavy dude. He oculd probably just fall on you and crush you at this point.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#94

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Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:20pm

"You could do what I did in high school -- wait until a week before the prom, and then break it off with the huge announcement that you're gay. And go to prom anyway and watch your date bitch and cry all night."

I just caught this, Calvin.

You are too much!

And so sweet you went to the prom anyway. This is a Woody Allen movie.

#95

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:21pm

He better watch his back.
'Cause I know karate.

#96

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:23pm

Yeah, well he has a funny-shaped head that's kinda pointy, like the spine of a fish, so you gotta watch out if he tries to head-butt you.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#97

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:23pm

Sweetheart. If one of my girlfriends ever spoke about me like you speak of your ex, you wouldn't have to worry about being stalked. I'd want NOTHING to do with you lol

How unfortunate for him that he "repulses" you in so many ways.

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#98

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:24pm

try brendan stryker's method of "breaking up" with dollypop.

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XING
PED

#99

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:28pm

Craig, a lot of it is his choice. What you have to realize is that he sits in front of a computer all the time eating full packages of Oreos. He never exercises, never eats vegetables, never showers, barely ever reads, and never has any kind of contact with any other human being. If he made an effort to actually try to better himself in some way, I wouldn't be so ruthless.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#100

re: What's The Best Way To Break Up With Someone?

Posted: 8/8/06 at 4:29pm

And don't hesitate to call the cops. I hear the Pittsburgh Police Dept. is one of the meanest in the country...they won't take ****e from nobody.

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PEACE.