OK, here goes (the abridged version):
When I lived in NYC, I worked with a woman named Dottie. Unbeknownst to her I created this whole background story about her (i.e., she was a former showgirl in Las Vegas, etc.). My co-workers were quite amused with my stories about her.
One day at work we were all talking and I said, "Dottie you're so delusional." Hence, Dottie D'Luscia!!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany