What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
#0What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:17am
Burgers and mac and cheese are great but my BF and I play a game where we try to imagine the most calorie ridden artery clogging inducing food ever and this is my top choice:
you get a four cheese twice baked mac and cheese casserole, right? Let it get cold in the fridge. Then with a melon baller or ice cream scoop, you ball out a scoop of it and batter it in egg and flour and deep fry it. Then it is serverd with a sour cream dipping suace. Does that sound good or what?
Now yours:
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#1re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:32am
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#2re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:34am
Maybe not most fattening but:
Taka a Mars candy bar, dip it into batter and deep-fry it...
SOOOOO DELICIOUS!
Unfortunately you can only eat a few bites before you get really, really nauseous... 
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#3re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:42amI once read a survey which said the most unhealthy calorie laden dish is General Tso's chicken.
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#4re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:45am
Sherm, I think KFC has the heads up on a whopper of a dump bucket with their speciality bowls. How 'bout greasy breaded, deep fried chicken, laying on top of a clump of processed buttery mashed potatoes, mixed in with pockets of shredded cheese and topped with chicken fat gravy.
A total package of 100% carbs and fat. Of course you can count about 10% protein from the tortured chicken pieces. Fork and spoon anyone?
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#5re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:46amA deep fried candy bar?! I'm getting chest pain just THINKING about it.
#6re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:47am
You should try it! You won't regret it!
Okay... maybe you will...
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#7re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:48amChip Shop here in NYC (5th Av, Brooklyn) has an entire dessert menu of fried candy bars. My personal favorite is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...it's near-orgasmic.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#8re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:52am*cries*
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#9re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:54amYou're supposed to eat it Jaily.
#10re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 9:55amBut that's the best thing about it... It has so many possible uses!
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#11re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:20amI think KFC is coming out with a "Gravy Smoothie." It's gravy, mashed potatoes, french fries, and popcorn chicken in a smooth, delicious shake. Shake for breakfast, shake for lunch, and a heart attack for dinner.
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#12re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:36amPlease tell me that's a joke. I mean, I assume it's a joke...but then again, it's KFC, so I'm not sure. Drinking chicken and potatoes through a straw? Would anyone really want to eat like their toothless, 95-year-old grandpa? Is chewing too much exercise now?
#13re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:43am
From a recent LA Times article:
"As we consider the worst fast-food offering ever, let us begin with the artifact itself: KFC's new Famous Bowls product consists of a plastic tub of mashed potatoes or rice, topped with yellow corn, fried chicken nuggets, gravy and three varieties of grated cheese. All in one container, all to be consumed as a single homogenous mass, spork after spork of undifferentiated food matter...
And now, in the interests of participatory journalism, I take a bite. Hmmm. Uh-huh. OK. It's like throwing up in reverse.
...There is no shortage of fast-food travesties by which to be astonished. Consider the Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger, weighing in at a heart-plugging 1,420 calories, 101 grams of fat and 2.4 grams of sodium. A ballpark in St. Louis offers a bacon-cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme doughnut (which doesn't sound half-bad, actually). The Southern California restaurant chain The Hat serves French fries in a paper grocery bag and a Pastrami Burger the size of a moose's head. It's the only place I know where meat is a condiment."
Mmm.
ETA: For your viewing pleasure, I have located the Pastrami Burger.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 8/16/06 at 10:43 AM
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Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:48am*stares in disbelief*
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#15re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:50am
A ballpark in St. Louis offers a bacon-cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme doughnut (which doesn't sound half-bad, actually)
No, it doesn't sound half-bad. It sound completely, utterly, 100 percent, without-a-question awful. Krispy Kremes are vile enough to begin with.
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Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:52amjaily I LOVE those KFC bowls........
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#17re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:53am
I love you.
Oh, and here's this little gem, from my hometown of Clearfield, Pennsylvania...Denny's Beer Barrel Pub offers the world's largest cheeseburger.
My house was two block's from Denny's.
Feel for me. Please.
(That is my cousin in the photo, by the way. Seriously.)
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Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#18re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:55am
LOL! I made a burger like this with friends some months ago...
I'll see if I can find some pics!
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#19re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:56amDo you get some sort of prize if you finish it?
#20re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 10:58am
$350.
(and a T-shirt, a spot on the Wall of Fame, and of course they pick up the tab.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 8/16/06 at 10:58 AM
#21re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 11:06am
Here's ours... And it was gooood:
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#22re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 12:38pm
Deep fried foie gras (with a potato chip garnish LOL).
Is it possible to get fattier than deep fried fat?
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#23re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 3:40pmI have never heard of those KFC bowls. Are those for real?? They sound disgusting and I sorta want to try a bite.
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#24re: What would you create that would be the most fattening food ever?
Posted: 8/16/06 at 3:41pmYesterday, my co-workers went to a place that sells a fried, bacon-wrapped hot dog that is topped with a fried egg. Oy.
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