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Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:05pm

Saw this today and woof, what a train wreck! It was so unbelievably bad and stupid that by the final act it had firmly turned to camp.

For an action movie the first 45 minutes is very talky (apparently no one consulted Officer Lockstock and Little Sally on the script), and the actress who plays Channing's 11 year old daughter is SOOOOOOOOO grating and annoying that I was actively rooting for the bad guys to take her out.

Still, things pick up immensely when Foxx and Tatum join forces and start fighting the invaders. There is a spectacular car chase scene on the White House grounds, but these moments are far too fleeting.

The script is heavy-handed and the none of the characters ever make a logical decision. Like ever.

I don't know if Channing in a sweaty clothing and the camp ending were worth it, but it's one my friend and I will be referencing for weeks to come.

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:10pm

Did you see OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN? The two seem really similar.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:19pm

I didn't see Olympus Has Fallen, but they judging by the trailers they do feel like sister movies.

Surprisingly Maggie Gyllenhaal was, in a way, the worst part of the movie. She stuck out like a sore thumb for having TOO much class and dignity. If ever a role called for Olivia Wilde, this was it.

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:26pm

Production companies always release similar movies. Word leaked early that one company was doing something and the other company hired some awful writer to write something.

Happens all the time.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 1:30pm

Yeah it happens every year. I really liked OLYMPUS, though.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 4:23pm

I noticed that Channing was an Executive Producer on it.

He'll make his money back.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 4:59pm

Olympus Has Fallen was awesome! Loved that it's so bad it's good scene in which the Melissa Leo was doing the pledge of allegience while being beaten!

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 5:00pm

Variety and Deadline are reporting the film as a flop, especially because it had a huge $150 mil budget, whereas THE HEAT only cost $40 mil (which it'll recoup opening weekend):

Variety: WHITE HOUSE DOWN Bombs, THE HEAT Sizzles

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 5:02pm

I don't know how to add multiple links, so here's Deadline:
Deadline: THE HEAT Fires Up, WHITE HOUSE flops

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 5:16pm

The only reason I saw White House Down was because The Heat was sold out!

It was hot and I just wanted to get into the air conditioning!

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 6:09pm

White House Down was bad, but not quite as awful as Olympus Has Fallen. Man of Steel is still the worst movie I've seen so far this year.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 6:20pm

I enjoyed Olympus has Fallen for its over the top opening sequence when they were attacking Washington and all the brainless but entertaining things that came after, something is putting me off about this one though.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 6:23pm

OLYMPUS was one of the best action/popcorn movies in quite a long time.

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Posted: 6/29/13 at 6:24pm

Yes I normally hate those kind of films but I had a blast at that one.

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Posted: 7/2/13 at 8:18am

This just got stupider and dumber and funnier as the film went on, film making by the numbers with advance plot points either pointed out or shown on screen, this was one hell of good time trashy movie.

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Posted: 7/2/13 at 10:23am

'Loved that it's so bad it's good scene in which the Melissa Leo was doing the pledge of allegience while being beaten!'

When that moment started, I was like 'OH COME ON!' But Leo committed so hard to that moment that I ended up moved. (SPOILER) I was certain she was gonna die...so I was elated when she got out. I, too, thought OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN was the most fun movie I've seen this year.

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