I'm just waiting for this special report:
"It looks like the vote may have been decided--wait, we're getting a breaking report...*ahem*...we have just been informed that the McDonald's behind the Sistine Chapel is actually on fire, which accounts for the smoke. We apologize for the false alarm, but we'll keep you posted on any new developments in the vote."
http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/