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Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 9:10am

This damn fool makes me CACKLE. I don't know what else he could be hosting, but I would watch that shiz daily. In this web series, he rips apart viral videos. There are nine episodes so far.

Willam's Beatdown

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 2/21/13 at 09:10 AM

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 10:57am

I have just watched every single one of these. Thank you. :)

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 10:59am

I've cackled at least once during each of the videos so much that I had to go back and rewatch the videos to hear the rest of the jokes in some of the segments. Anyone that can turn Baby Smiley's troll makeup tutorials, already hilarious and a comedy routine in themselves, into really strong comedy is a strong comedian.

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:20am

Thanks for the heads up on these. :)

"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter." Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:53am

LOVE!

"Nuthin' too psorias-y"

Does the title refer to him being famous for having a five o'clock shadow? I swear Michelle Visage told him to beat down his beard better on "Drag Race".

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Updated On: 2/21/13 at 11:53 AM

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:58am

I just find him hysterical. His humor just really hits me the perfect way.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/21/13 at 12:19pm

I use don't care for stuff that makes fun of others - but this is my new guilty pleasure. Thanks.

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/22/13 at 1:26pm

These make me laugh! I think he's hysterical.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/22/13 at 11:18pm

Episode 10. <3 <3 <3

#10

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/23/13 at 3:16am

I thought episode 9 was a little weak, but 10 had me rolling again.

"Sidenote: Can we talk about how RIGHT Chris Brown's di¢k must be that Rhianna's back with him?!"

"Screw the blowjob, teach me to jerk off like Michael Hutchence."

"How you gonna put nut on your gramma's face?"

"A puzzle? Bitch you'd get confused at a Build-a-Bear Workshop."

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#11

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/23/13 at 8:55am

Girl on Fire Parody

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#12

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/23/13 at 10:54am

Here's Part 2 of the last video

#13

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/23/13 at 11:11am

"That's a man, Maury"

#14

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 2/23/13 at 12:45pm

I laugh and laugh and laugh and guffaw and laugh. But there's a teeny annoying corner of my conscience that recognizes that I am laughing at the fag-baiting and femme-phobia and -- even after loving "The Boy is a Bottom" -- the cultural disdain for bottoms. In other words, it's enabling my remaining internalized homophobia.

But I do laugh. And laugh and laugh.

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#15

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/3/13 at 3:18pm

"Two titties converge in the woods. One has less bronzer. I chose the one less trampled on."

Eleven!

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 3/3/13 at 03:18 PM

#16

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/3/13 at 3:46pm

And he beats down the Oscars.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#17

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 1:50pm

This might be the funniest one yet.

#18

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 2:07pm

Willam cracks my ass up every time he opens his mouth.

#19

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 2:12pm

#20

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:21pm

If you find a girl who will eat a straight man's ass...
#1, don't marry her
#2, keep her in your phone.

Words to live by!

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#21

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:23pm

I have no idea how I've missed these...but lord LOVE you JG2. I just watched episode one at work and now I think I might be fired.

And I liked it. Oh, I liked it!

#22

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:28pm

I could watch these all day every day and never get tired of them.

#23

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:41pm

I seriously think he could have a daily talk show.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#24

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:48pm

I just watched Episode 4 and when she said, 'It's like a live action Hungry Hungry Hippos' I thought I was going to have to make a run for the men's room.

#25

Willam's Beatdown

Posted: 3/11/13 at 3:57pm

LOL

JG2 is right. I think he's the next RuPaul.

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