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Posted: 7/8/06 at 3:33pm

I was reading that they just shoot "Eating Out 2" as cute as the guys were. It was painful to watch. Any other really bad gay movie comes to mind?

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 3:34pm

Adam & Eve was even worst than Eating Out, now that i think of, and it didn't even have cute guys in it.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 4:09pm

Eating Out (the little sister of the straight guy was the only good part "Fag, you're it, no fagbacks")

Latter Days (although the song that the female character writes was good)

Lonely Hearts Club

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

You mean Broken Hearts Club? or there's actually a movie called Lonely Hearts Club as well?

Yeah, Latter Days was pretty cliche. But i have a friend that is infatuated with it, and he thinks is one of the best movies out there. Don't know why though.

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Updated On: 7/8/06 at 04:16 PM

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 4:17pm

yeah broken heart's club, that movie was irritating.

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 4:21pm

Brokeback Mountain.

(jk!)

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 4:48pm

I agree with Latter Days.

One of my favorites is TRICK, starring Tori Spelling.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 5:20pm

if you think THESE movies are bad, you obviously haven't seen GODS OF OLYMPIA. i added it to my dvd collection just because it was so bad. i don't know HOW it got released to the public.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0353500/

BROKEN HEARTS CLUB is worth seeing for DEAN CAIN and MICHAEL BERGIN in bed.

LATTER DAYS is worth seeing for STEVE SANDVOSS and WES RAMSEY in bed.

EATING OUT is worth seeing for RYAN CARNES and SCOTT LUNSFORD kissing ... not to mention the JO scene.

ok, just call me puriently puerile...

RIP glebby <3

Updated On: 7/8/06 at 05:20 PM

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 6:47pm

oh god 'eating out' was the worst, except for 'tiffany' SHE was awesome.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 6:48pm

It's My Party. The trailer looked so good, but I spent the whole movie wanting to claw my face off from boredom.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 6:49pm

Every lesbian movie.

Every single one.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 6:59pm

I saw "It's My Party" at an artsy theatre in Chicago when it was in first-run release. For those who haven't seen it (Lucky bitches!) it's about an AIDS patient who throws a big farewell party for himself before he kills himself. During the scene were he decides to postpone his suicide for a little bit longer, a man in the theater screamed out "OH MY GOD will this movie never end??? GET ON WITH IT, Motherf*cker!!!!"

I think that sums it up nicely.

Rath I do recall "Personal Best" with fondness-- but maybe it's because Brooke Shields looked so much like a teenage boy.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 7:04pm

Aw, Rath, there are some decent lesbian flicks out there. Bound was fantastic, and it’s been years since I’ve seen it, but I remember enjoying Desert Hearts.

And then there’s...actually, those may be the only two good lesbian movies (did you ever try to sit through Claire of the Moon?).

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 7:06pm

Yes, I have sat through that dreck and plenty of others.

I do love Desert Hearts, but I've had many lesbians tell me it's not a "real" lesbian movie, so whatever.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 7:48pm

Party Monster. Yeesh.

Better Than Chocolate was a runner-up, but it was saved by the "I'm Not A F*cking Drag Queen" number.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 9:34pm

anything that presents "gay" as a lifestyle that can be bought & paid for....

you know, where the filmmakers are going thru a checklist: "ok, the right shoes, the right hair, the right neighborhood, the right income...& he right music!!!"

& the cast all looks like cookie-cutter-catalog boys.

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 11:35pm

brokeback mountain. Not joking

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Posted: 7/8/06 at 11:53pm

if scary movie counts, i'd vouch for that one.

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:07am

"Rath I do recall "Personal Best" with fondness-- but maybe it's because Brooke Shields looked so much like a teenage boy."

You mean Mariel, right?

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:15am

Trick is a great movie.

Testosterone was HORRIBLE.

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:17am

BUT i'll save my TESTOSTERONE dvd FOREVER so i can watch ANTONIO S strip over and over

RIP glebby <3

#22

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:31am

Antonio Sabato, Jr. is on "The Bold and The Beautiful".

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ANTONIO SABATO JR.
(Dante Damiano)
Antonio Sabáto, Jr. joins the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful in the role of Dante Damiano, a sultry and handsome artist who has mysterious ties to the beautiful, and until recently presumed dead, Dr. Taylor Forrester (played by Hunter Tylo).

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LORENZO LAMAS
(Hector Ramirez)
Lorenzo Lamas plays Hector Ramirez, one of LA’s finest firefighters and single dad to teenaged Caitlin and adopted son Jimmy on The Bold and the Beautiful.

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MARIO LOPEZ
(Dr. Christian Ramirez)
Mario Lopez joins the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful portraying Dr. Christian Ramirez, brother of the Los Angeles firefighter Hector Ramirez, played by Lorenzo Lamas.

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:35am

Is Velvet Goldmine considered a gay movie? If so, I really don't have much experience with gay movies at all, I've only seen a couple, but I've seen ones much better than the weirdness that was Velvet Goldmine. Or was that the point of the movie?

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:54am

Yes, I'll save my Testosterone DVD forever too for that reason! My teenage crsuh on Antonio Sabato Jr. is the reason I knew I was gay. He is SO HOT!

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Posted: 7/9/06 at 3:37am

I actually enjoyed Testosterone, the leading actor was gorgeous, and Jennifer Coolidge was hilarious. Plus they showed a lot of Buenos Aires, so it was entertaining to see that city. Coolidge stole the movie with her "I'll shave my ****" comment.

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