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Worst Name For A Character Ever?

Worst Name For A Character Ever?

Cruel_Sandwich
#0Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:06pm

Bonanza Jellybean in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

What's your pick?

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TheatreDiva612
#1re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:10pm

It's from an opera, Cosi Fan Tutte, but I hate the name Guiglielmo and Fiordiligi.

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Elphaba
#2re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:27pm

all from the Mikado

Pitti-sing
Nanki-Poo

and the absolute worst....

Pish-tush

God I HATE those


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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JailyardGuy
#3re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 12:29pm

Actually, I'm not too fond of "Elphaba".


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Borstalboy
#4re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:07pm

In the eighties guilty pleasure VISION QUEST, Matthew Modine's sidekick is a Cherokee hottie played by the shlurpy Michael Schoffling. His name? "Cootch". Obviously the movie was made before the word's connotation with "vagina" became popularized. Watching the film again on cable recently, every time his name was said: "Hey, what's up COOTCH?", you can't help but wince a little.


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Jon
#5re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:54pm

Someone should have told Sam & Bella Spewack that "Lois Lane" was already Superman's girlfriend when they gave the same name to a character in KISS ME KATE.

Beergoggles
#6re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 1:57pm

I've always wanted to know what the beasts name was! He is simply referred to as beast and it annoys me that he was never given a truely human identity (selfish prince... anything else).


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Calvin
#7re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:02pm

While we're on Sam & Bella, why couldn't they have given the gangsters names? They're meaty roles considering that their names are "Man 1" and "Man 2."

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broadway86
#8re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 2:10pm

I've always thought that Cotton Weary was a strange name. Cool, but strange.

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Jane2
#9re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 5:27pm

I'm not crazy about the name Augustus Gloop.


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Dollypop
#10re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 5:32pm

Shakespeare's "Goneril" always makes me cringe.


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Elphaba
#11re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 5:32pm

but we all love Agnes Gooch, right!!!


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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Calvin
#12re: Worst Name For A Character Ever?
Posted: 12/23/05 at 5:35pm

Although I certainly felt sorry for poor Burnside Gooch. I'll bet that kid got beat up every day.


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