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#26

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 4:59pm

Xavier giggled like a little girl at the thought of being taken anywhere by this big strong officer of the law. He put his hands behind his back and bent over, eagerly awaiting the cavity search he, up until this point, thought would never come.

#27

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:05pm

Butt come it did.

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#28

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:08pm

The officer stood there, not knowing what to do.

And then, still bent over, Xavier let out the loudest fart he's ever had.

Updated On: 6/6/14 at 05:08 PM

#29

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:10pm

He had to let the world know! He quickly pulled out his cellphone and logged on to broadwayworld.com to visit the message board.

Login: suestorm. Password: FindingNamo.

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#30

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:13pm

But he forgot he now used the username Sutton Ross. Xavier felt like such an an idiot!

#31

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:20pm

But come he did.

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#32

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:38pm

A foul odor still lingering in the air, the officer brought Xavier outside for some relief, before sending for backup. Xavier knew he had to escape. In a lovestruck craze, he pushed the officer to the ground and made a run for it.

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#33

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:41pm

In his mad dash, he didn't notice the opening in the ground that was being used by Con Ed to fix pipes and also by Manhattan Satanists to summon the devil.

#34

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:44pm

He fell through the opening and as he was hurtling down his life started flashing before his very eyes.

Updated On: 6/6/14 at 05:44 PM

#35

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 5:57pm

He awoke with a start!

It had all been a dream! A wild, frightening, exciting dream.

He swung his legs out of bed and as he stepped onto the floor he cried out at the cold tile beneath his feet. Would winter never end?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 6/6/14 at 05:57 PM

#36

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 7:06pm

THE END

Look out for this story appearing in The New Yorker - on newsstands soon

(c) BWW 2014

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Updated On: 6/6/14 at 07:06 PM

#37

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Posted: 6/6/14 at 7:46pm

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#38

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Posted: 6/7/14 at 10:12am

Well that's the shortest short story I've ever shorted.

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