YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH — Page 3

I LOVE older guys, in fact, I'm loathe to even consider someone younger. The bf is 4 years older, but he could be 40 and I'd still be just as nuts about him. I'm lucky--what I like in a guy will insure I'm happy until I'm too old to bottom.

how old is too old to bottom?

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I love the direction this thread has gone in...

When you can sneak a traffic cone through airport security without breaking your stride, you're too old. In my case, that was 3 years ago....

Never too old if you're good.

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You can't hide the truth. Your age is your age. It really bugs me when not only guys lie about their age, they don't even try to be consistent. One site has them at 38, another at 40, yet another at 36, all with the same pic and same profile info.

I never lie about my age, and thank the good lord and my mother for decent skin. Add a youthful attitude, decent health regiment and my 44 years don't seem to matter. Certainly not to me. (and to the 20 year old I dated a month ago!)

If you start out with a man in a lie (even if it's just about his age) then he's gonna keep lying. Hard to build trust when they lie from the get-go.

WAT: If you end up with a wonderful guy for a long haul relationship,(and hope that you do) no matter what the age, they're will eventually be grey hair, trust me!

Ouch! I don't think they make a brown bottle tall enough for that.

And WAT: Yeah, 4 years is nothing--you're right. Greg is actually a little young for me! For example: I came out of the bathroom a few nights ago and my hair was awful. I asked him, "Why didn't you tell me I looked like Susan Hayward in the bad wig?" He says, "Mostly because I don't know who that is." Oy.

I don't know who Susan Hayward is either...

Susan who?

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WAT..I think you need to come over for a visit.

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*enjoys it*

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Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.
Helen Lawson: The show just needs a little fine tuning.
Neely O'Hara: Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.
Helen Lawson: Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.
Neely O'Hara: Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.
Helen Lawson: You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.
Neely O'Hara: It was not a nuthouse!
Helen Lawson: Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin' back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin' for me.
Neely O'Hara: That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with!
Helen Lawson: At least I never had to MARRY one!
Neely O'Hara: YOU TAKE THAT BACK...
[pulls off Helen's wig while scuffling]
Neely O'Hara: ... oh my God, it's a wig! HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!
Helen Lawson: Get your hands off of me... GIMMIE BACK MY HAIR!

Okay, here's my contribution:

Twinking: Not A Valid Career Choice

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