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#26

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:25am

WAT..you're such a sweetheart...but my baby brother is 39 today....I'm 7 years older than him.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#27

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:25am

is this line of thinking why dollypop dated people like george burns and bob hope?

XING
PED

#28

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:35am

Didn't he also date Moses?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#29

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:36am

It's not your actual age, but how ya look!

Take care of your skin...it's a gift!

...and the first time someone asks you your age and you say..."guess!", your doomed.

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#30

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:36am

No, WAT. It's not about the age, but the age difference.

You will learn that eventually.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#31

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:37am

oops, doodle, looks like that ship has sailed.

XING
PED

#32

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:40am

I havent answered that question directly in 10 years...and if someone guesses correctly? I dont speak to them anymore.

#33

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:42am

If that is true, Rath, I hope I don't live past 35.

#34

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:43am

WAT, if you don't start lying at 28, it makes it all the less believable when you start at 30-something. You have to build to these things!

#35

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:46am

Calvin speaks from experience...people who eat asspeaches don't lie.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#36

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:47am

Calvin: you look younger than 28, so people who don't know you probably wouldn't think you were lying.

#37

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:51am

well, trace, you lie and flatter like a much older man!

XING
PED

#38

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:52am

Flattery will get you everywhere with me.

#39

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:59am

I'm just telling the truth.

#40

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:05pm

Boobs--that's AMAZING! How did it know?

When I was in my 30s, I lied about my age and always got away with it.

When I was in my 40s, I lied about my age and sometimes got away with it.

I stopped lying about my age the day I realized I looked BETTER than most of the people my age who were still lying about their ages.

#41

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:12pm

PJ: You don't look a day over 40.

#42

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:39pm

No PJ doesn't--his profile hardly does him justice...

And "boys of maturity" should probably read "boys with mileage" ....the last thing a top needs is to tell the bott "try not to chew"

I lie about the age because I can still sell 26, maybe 23 on a good day. When i was in GREASE, Doody was 14 years younger! And I wasn't Miss Lynch, RobbO....

#43

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:44pm

RobbO smells like doody.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#44

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:46pm

I thought he smelled like "old lady"

#45

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:48pm

yea..old lady doody.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#46

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:48pm

What does old lady smell like? Feen-A-Mint and ribbon candy?

#47

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:49pm

and corn pads, lil.

#48

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:50pm

don't forget moth balls.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#49

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:58pm

WAT - you undoubtedly will have your own path, whatever that might be. For me, I always liked older men, and when I finally ran into someone that I actually could envision having a committment with, I was 38 and he was 50.

Honestly, if you start judging the quality of life based on age, you're in for a very long haul.

#50

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:58pm

Oh no.

I can't possibly be that old.

Favorite conversation from "The Nanny" (slight paraphrasing here)

Oh honey - I'm so much older than you! When you're 20, I'll be 40. And when you're 30, I'll be 40. And when you're 40, you'll understand why I'm still 40.

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