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YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

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#1

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5









4. Multiply it by 50



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .

If you haven't, add 1755.







6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number





The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)



The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS




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#4

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

I can't do math before noon.
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#14

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

But when you're 28 you do?

...and Robbo, my desired demographic likes the fact that I'm 24

Updated On: 11/15/06 at 10:56 AM

#16

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

No, honey, when you're 32 you do. When you're 28, you're really 23.

And I'm sure WAT's demo LOVES the fact he's 24...although my bf (who loves the young uns)has lately been moving to boys of shall, we say, "maturity" for their more advanced technique...
#17

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

"boys of maturity" ? is that just more code for "the men of mayberry" ?

XING
PED

Updated On: 11/15/06 at 11:13 AM

#18

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

What am I going to do when I'm 40? Date 60 year olds???

I'm sure my tastes and preferences will change by then...
#20

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

They won't. Take it from someone in her 40's who dates 60 year olds.

Might as well face it now.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Hey..some of us 60 year olds are still sexy and full of life. *goes to change my depends*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#22

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

I feel like I'm always going to be attracted to men in their 40s...so when I'm 40, I will start dating people my own age.
#24

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Your demographic doesnt change...just the demographic of your suitors, WAT.

BTW, either I can't do math anymore, or I'm 10 years older than my mommy told me.
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