YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:21am

It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3. Add 5









4. Multiply it by 50



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .

If you haven't, add 1755.







6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.





You should have a three digit number





The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)



The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

WHILE IT LASTS

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:26am

nevermind.

Updated On: 11/15/06 at 10:26 AM

[Calvin]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:27am

This can't be right. It says I'm 28. Everyone knows I'm a lad of 22.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:28am

I can't do math before noon.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:28am

everyone on gay.com, right calvin?

[Calvin]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:29am

No, that's the mature men of Manhunt. On gay.com, I'm 19.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:30am

my bad. i hate to ask what you are on pedophilepets.com.

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:42am

Cool...

I'm 26 on the 'hunt, 28 on the g.c and I think 26 on the recon...it's like dog years.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:44am

recon? is that the military dating website?

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:45am

We'll go with that.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:51am

Am I the only one who doesn't lie about my age (24) on gay websites?

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:54am

When you're 24 you don't have to lie.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:56am

trace, considering your desired demographic you may want to round up by a decade or two...

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 10:56am

But when you're 28 you do?

...and Robbo, my desired demographic likes the fact that I'm 24
Updated On: 11/15/06 at 10:56 AM

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:02am

you minx!

[lildogs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:11am

No, honey, when you're 32 you do. When you're 28, you're really 23.

And I'm sure WAT's demo LOVES the fact he's 24...although my bf (who loves the young uns)has lately been moving to boys of shall, we say, "maturity" for their more advanced technique...

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:13am

"boys of maturity" ? is that just more code for "the men of mayberry" ?

Updated On: 11/15/06 at 11:13 AM

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:15am

What am I going to do when I'm 40? Date 60 year olds???

I'm sure my tastes and preferences will change by then...

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:16am

uh huh. and for my next trick, i will change this leopard's spots.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:18am

They won't. Take it from someone in her 40's who dates 60 year olds.

Might as well face it now.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:20am

Hey..some of us 60 year olds are still sexy and full of life. *goes to change my depends*

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:20am

I feel like I'm always going to be attracted to men in their 40s...so when I'm 40, I will start dating people my own age.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:20am

Uh, nope.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:22am

Your demographic doesnt change...just the demographic of your suitors, WAT.

BTW, either I can't do math anymore, or I'm 10 years older than my mommy told me.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:23am

Boobs...you're like 39, right? There is no way you are even close to 60.

And Rath, it could happen...