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#76

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:49pm

Rath...please refer to the "SHUT UP" thread. Thanks so much for your immediate attention in this matter.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#77

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:51pm

"All About Eve"
"The Women"
"Valley of the Dolls"
"Whatever Happened To Baby Jane"
"Mommie Dearest"

#78

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:51pm

Oh, I'm sorry dear - were you in the market?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#79

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:52pm

Twinking may be a valid career, but it's got a SHORT shelf life.

#80

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:59pm

Twinking: Not A Valid Career Choice

Tell that to my clients.

BTW, WAT, are you looking to make some extra cash?

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#81

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:01pm

I love this thread!

#82

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:16pm

WAT..I think you were just offered a job....make sure it's good money so that you can see all those shows you want to.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#83

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:20pm

I'm not sure I would want to take a job like that, but thanks anyway for the offer.

#84

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:20pm

I've taken to twinking out other people, it seems. And people who are older than me at that!

BTW, Boobs, I'd really love to see "Dark Matters."

#85

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:22pm

Calvin..you asspeach eating whore...you can come over ANYTIME..as long as you bring what I want.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#86

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:27pm

wait. so foster's a pimp too?

XING
PED

#87

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:28pm

Apparently, foster is my new pimp...

#88

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:28pm

Afraid of a little competition, Robb?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#89

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:30pm

It's hard out there for a pimp.

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#90

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:30pm

no. foster ain't gots the quality ho's i gots. more than half of my ho's have one or more of their original teeth, and two have their own hair. the others have fabulous weaves.

XING
PED

#91

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:33pm

I've been informed that my "nobody likes old bottoms" comment/joke might have upset some of the shall we say, "mature" bottoms are just as taut as their twink counterparts.

Apologies to the bottoms who remember where they were when the Archduke Ferdinand was shot.

#92

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:36pm

You've got to be carefully taut.

#93

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:36pm

THAT was funny.

#94

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:37pm

"old bottoms who have lost their funny bone" on the next oprah!

XING
PED

#95

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:38pm

Sounds more like Tyra.

#96

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:39pm

Or Stedman.

#97

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:41pm

It's okay--Oprah has a strap-on funny bone.

#98

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:42pm

Calvin is very taut....for a bottom that is.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#99

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:47pm

dogs, dontcha mean Gail has a strap-on?

#100

re: YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:48pm

dontcha mean Stedman has a strap on?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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