I have a seven-card major in spades along with the ace-king doubleton in hearts, the ace and queen of diamonds and void in clubs. So, I'm opening two spades.
Hey -- as long as we're having tea, why not a quick game of duplicate?
Hey, Cookie! I'm glad to see that Santa's nipples are less offensive this year... I said "whoa" right out loud when I saw SOMMS avatar, and yours is right up there, too! Had to make up a story for the guy in the next office about what got my attention...