#26
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:10pm
boobs. he's always getting felt up.
if you could be any BWW poster for a day, who would it be and why? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:13pm
I'd like to be papalovesmambo just so I could see what it's like to have a lot of people pissed off at me. Oh wait, that happens to me in real life everyday.
Okay, I'd like to be Jane2 because she's an endless source of entertainment and fascination. I admire her.
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Okay, I'd like to be Jane2 because she's an endless source of entertainment and fascination. I admire her.
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#28
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:15pm
"Jaily cause I could really use some freaking action."
Too funny! colleen_lee
Too funny! colleen_lee
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#29
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:15pm
I'd like to be Tiff because then people would actually laugh at my jokes instead of staring me strangely...
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#30
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:27pm
Undi...she's the sassy Brooklyn Jew I've always wanted to be (and pretend to talk like when I'm drunk).
And those cheekbones...OY!
And those cheekbones...OY!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#31
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:29pm
Oh yeah...her cheekbones could cut _________ ?
Fill in the blank. I forget.
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Fill in the blank. I forget.
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#32
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:36pm
Jaliy compared me to Paris Hilton last night. I'm incensed. (And not the kind they sell at ABC Carpet.)
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#33
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:22pm
I did NOT compare you to Paris Hilton, you coast-trotting trollop, I simply likened your silken blonde tresses to those of the heiress we love to hate.
Besides, Paris is much taller than you :)
Besides, Paris is much taller than you :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#34
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:26pm
I even asked if I could use my favorite line of yours on Saturday night in my signature, but you never responded. You are so fickle. And what a flirt! Lordy, you can't help yourself. You're throwing yourself at dozens of...WOMEN! What's up with that???
Yours truly,
Paris Hilton
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Yours truly,
Paris Hilton
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#35
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:31pm
I most certainly DID say you could use that quote as your signature. Perhaps if you hadn't been so involved with your oh-so-homosexual cocktail, you'd have heard me, you passionfruit-sipping sybarite.
Now shut up and kiss me.
Wait, wrong board. Nevermind.
Now shut up and kiss me.
Wait, wrong board. Nevermind.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#36
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:34pm
LOL jaily.
Why would I want to be any one of you lunatics? Maybe if I had to pick someone it would be Tiff, only because it might be fun to see what it's like to be a fat ho for a day.
Oh Miss P, you are too kind. I didn't mention I wanted to be you because I already am.
Why would I want to be any one of you lunatics? Maybe if I had to pick someone it would be Tiff, only because it might be fun to see what it's like to be a fat ho for a day.
Oh Miss P, you are too kind. I didn't mention I wanted to be you because I already am.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#37
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:39pm
I would love to be Margo for a day because he lives in New York and sees almost every show there ever was and writes such wonderful reviews and everyone respects all his infinite wisdom on the subject of theater.
"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends." - Shirley MacLaine
#38
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:48pm
Bdwayaddict, you are being way to literal. Let yourself go!!! 
Jaily, the oh-so-homo drink was NOT the passionfruit-infused drink to which you refer. YOU said my homo drink was the Kir Royale, which is my drink and everyone who knows me knows it. Call me a homo if you wish. (Does this mean we really can kiss now? I'm confused.)
Janey, you're right, in the immortal words of Annie Lenox and Dave Stewart, "We two are one"! Let's go over to that Family Tree thread right now and kick some ass. We don't even seem to be on branches remotely near one another!
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Jaily, the oh-so-homo drink was NOT the passionfruit-infused drink to which you refer. YOU said my homo drink was the Kir Royale, which is my drink and everyone who knows me knows it. Call me a homo if you wish. (Does this mean we really can kiss now? I'm confused.)
Janey, you're right, in the immortal words of Annie Lenox and Dave Stewart, "We two are one"! Let's go over to that Family Tree thread right now and kick some ass. We don't even seem to be on branches remotely near one another!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"
~ Best12Bars
#39
Posted: 3/16/06 at 10:59pm
Marc Shaiman or Jason Robert Brown - because I haven't written a good song in a LOONG time and I want to hear the scores of their upcoming shows.
or Margo - who wouldn't want to have all that knowledge.
Akiva
or Margo - who wouldn't want to have all that knowledge.
Akiva
#40
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:34am
I'd like to be Rob, Craig, or Jose', because then I could delete threads and ban the people who annoy me :)
#41
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:47am
True, I did declare the Kir Royale as quite possibly the most homosexual cocktail in existence, but I ALSO decried your Passionfruit Caipirihna as one of the GAYEST damn drinks in ten time zones. (I mean, any drink which name could be a drag queen...)
It's all part of your considerable charm, though. Fret not, O Flaxen One.
It's all part of your considerable charm, though. Fret not, O Flaxen One.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 3/17/06 at 12:47 AM
#42
Posted: 3/17/06 at 12:53am
Okay, now I'm satisfactorily ego-stroked. I will now go and add your famous quote to my signature to honor you.
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