john mayer's penis speaks
john mayer's penis speaks
#1john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 9:51am
i can't even see this video, but with that title, i knew it belonged here.
the david duke of penises
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 9:57amThey discussed this on the View yesterday. Seems his penis is a while supremacist!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#3john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 10:43amI won't believe it until his penis whispers it into my ear itself.
#4john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 11:04amPaging the Former Mrs. Bobbit. The Former Mrs. Bobbit, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
#5john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 11:17amgreat, bring in lorena and then we get treated to frankenpenis 2 this time with even worse music.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
EVIE
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#7john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 11:19amSay it, don't spray it.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#9john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 1:23pmTeam Aniston & Simpson
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#11john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:13pm
Team Kerry Washington
Forget those other two, what he said in reference to Kerry Washington was so incredibly stupid and disgusting.
I used to put my hate of John Mayer and Dave Matthews on the same plane but the only offensive thing Dave's ever done is dance like Elaine Benes but at least there is something endearing to that.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#12john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:32pmIt's bad enough that he thinks this privately, but on what planet did he assume this would be endearing in print? What an ass.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#13john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:37pm
When did John Mayer jump the shark?
The first time he was allowed to speak publicly.
#14john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:38pmHe apologized in concert in Nashville last night or the night before. My friend caught it on tape.
#15john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:43pmnow, did the apology cum from john or from david duke himself? because i gotta say, i don't really trust the guy so much.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#16john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:52pmI didn't see little Davey, though he may have had a few words later.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#18john mayer's penis speaks
Posted: 2/12/10 at 3:04pm
Apology unnecessary. All dude had to do was hook up with Kerry; problem solved. I met her last year at an alumni function. I'll bet anyone here $1 that her agent has already put out a filler to John's camp along those lines. She's got a couple of sleepers in post-production that'll probably go st8-to-DVD. If she plays her cards right she could get a bump out of this on the talk show circuit, but she needs to get a move on it.
PS: Reviewers of Mamet's 'Race' have not exactly lauded her performance.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
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