#551
Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:32am
To my horrible boss at work who doesn't know what she's doing: STFU!
#552
Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:32am
Just to be fair, Addy, another perspective - some people don't want to sit around with all the dirty stuff - but that doesn't mean they think the other diners should 'hurry'.
It's always a tough call, to tell the truth. I personally eat quickly, and don't mind at all my dirty dishes being removed so I can feel comfortable while others finish.
This is a HUGE argument within the restaurant industry!
It's always a tough call, to tell the truth. I personally eat quickly, and don't mind at all my dirty dishes being removed so I can feel comfortable while others finish.
This is a HUGE argument within the restaurant industry!
#553
Posted: 1/17/09 at 3:36am
This is to the recent handy man who came to fix the oven. I checked him out on Angies List and he had a high rating. Anyway he springs this little joke on me and starts laughing and I politely told him that it was a bit off color and he said no it wasn't that I had a dirty mind.
I may not know a lot about theater but I know that I love it.
#554
Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:43pm
To people who have such a narrow view of the world that they have to find fault where none exists: please shut up.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#555
Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:51pm
Damn, you are one sexy bitch! 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#556
Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:53pm
Yeah, what she said ^. And damn smart, too.
But you already knew that, so I'll just shut up.
But you already knew that, so I'll just shut up.
#557
Posted: 1/21/09 at 6:30pm
How is it that countless stupid, unattractive, stunted freshman boys constantly throw themselves at me and use totally uncreative innuendos and interfere with my personal space? Am I a freshman magnet?
And how is that I basically flirt wildly with anything on two legs and yet I'm still too shy to even hug the guy I've been practically dating for three years and have gone to every dance with?
And how is that I basically flirt wildly with anything on two legs and yet I'm still too shy to even hug the guy I've been practically dating for three years and have gone to every dance with?
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#558
Posted: 1/21/09 at 6:41pm
Because you're a lesbian, that's why.
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#559
Posted: 1/21/09 at 7:02pm
Ooh, that's an intriguing suggestion...
It would be hilarious if I were a lesbian, because female voices annoy the heck out of me. I'd be like, "Honey, remember to impersonate Norm Lewis whenever when you talk to me."
It would be hilarious if I were a lesbian, because female voices annoy the heck out of me. I'd be like, "Honey, remember to impersonate Norm Lewis whenever when you talk to me."
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#560
Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:29pm
To my purposefully obtuse roommate and her hatefully vicious dog. When your year-old Chi/Pug mix not only abuses my sweetly submissive Bichon/Shih Tzu on a daily basis, but also bites me and several of our friends and relatives, it's NOT OKAY, and HE WILL NOT GROW OUT OF IT. It is not a phase. Stop pretending like this problem with solve itself.
#561
Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:34pm
To my choreographer: Shut up!! You know, I can't write down every move you give me. Some steps cannot be written down well in the margins of a script
And please, if I'm having a dialogue with a person, let me face them. It's awkward to have a conversation with another actor when I'm not looking at them.
And please, if I'm having a dialogue with a person, let me face them. It's awkward to have a conversation with another actor when I'm not looking at them.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#562
Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:41pm
Wonderfulwizard, I know exactly what you mean about choreography! I keep looking in my script and finding mysterious notes like "weird spin thing, move foot, that dumb bird move, arms up, medium size-ish jump."
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#563
Posted: 1/31/09 at 4:41pm
Have to rant about a horrible play and a horrible film I saw, horrible for entirely different reasons.
The horrible play was a high school production of "Pullman Car Hiawatha." It was extremely well-performed, and the actors were really talented, but the play itself is bizarre. Has anyone here seen it or read it? I'm not sure if it's just me, and I don't care if people call me a Philistine or what, but it was absurd. I've never seen the play before, so maybe it was just the way this particular production was staged-- because I know Thornton Wilder is a really famous and acclaimed playwright-- but nobody I talked to liked the play, including the actors in it.
If "Pullman Car Hiawatha" was too intellectual for me, then the film I hated was the opposite-- "Mamma Mia." What the heck? I'd never seen the musical before, and I knew absolutely nothing about it. I only know one Abba song ("Dancing Queen"), but my friend swore that "Mamma Mia" was the best movie she'd ever seen and lent me the DVD. I could only watch an hour before I just gave up. It was flat-out dreadful.
The songs had nothing to do with what was going on and were totally unmemorable and computer-edited, the acting was so forced, and it was just all-around unpleasant to watch. It seemed like the actors were slaves forced to entertain a king who would torture them if they didn't keep huge smiles plastered on the whole time. It was just embarrassing to watch.
The horrible play was a high school production of "Pullman Car Hiawatha." It was extremely well-performed, and the actors were really talented, but the play itself is bizarre. Has anyone here seen it or read it? I'm not sure if it's just me, and I don't care if people call me a Philistine or what, but it was absurd. I've never seen the play before, so maybe it was just the way this particular production was staged-- because I know Thornton Wilder is a really famous and acclaimed playwright-- but nobody I talked to liked the play, including the actors in it.
If "Pullman Car Hiawatha" was too intellectual for me, then the film I hated was the opposite-- "Mamma Mia." What the heck? I'd never seen the musical before, and I knew absolutely nothing about it. I only know one Abba song ("Dancing Queen"), but my friend swore that "Mamma Mia" was the best movie she'd ever seen and lent me the DVD. I could only watch an hour before I just gave up. It was flat-out dreadful.
The songs had nothing to do with what was going on and were totally unmemorable and computer-edited, the acting was so forced, and it was just all-around unpleasant to watch. It seemed like the actors were slaves forced to entertain a king who would torture them if they didn't keep huge smiles plastered on the whole time. It was just embarrassing to watch.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#564
Posted: 1/31/09 at 5:07pm
I didn't like Mamma Mia either, Schmerg. It was just way too much.
#565
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:11pm
I liked Mamma Mia!. May I respectfully suggest that if you're ever forced to watch it again, you focus your eyes on Dominic Cooper's torso? :3
#566
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:14pm
Oh.
Um.
I... found him terribly unattractive. But we all have our own tastes. (After all, I used to have a crush on Magical Mr. Mistoffelees from CATS when I was ten or eleven!)
Um.
I... found him terribly unattractive. But we all have our own tastes. (After all, I used to have a crush on Magical Mr. Mistoffelees from CATS when I was ten or eleven!)
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#568
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:28pm
I had a big poster of him on my wall and a charm bracelet with a cat charm and the letters "M-I-S-T-O." It's kind of disturbing, actually.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#569
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:31pm
That's INCREDIBLY disturbing. XD I never want to hear another word from you about the attractiveness (or not) of Dominic Cooper! XD
Mind you, when I was a kid, I wanted to marry Dogtanian, so I guess everyone has a skewed tale of childhood crushes somewhere deep inside. :3
Mind you, when I was a kid, I wanted to marry Dogtanian, so I guess everyone has a skewed tale of childhood crushes somewhere deep inside. :3
#570
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:35pm
Oh, don't get me wrong, I thought Dominic Cooper was VERY easy on the eyes. Just something about his mannerisms rubbed me the wrong way.
Go, Dogtanian!
Go, Dogtanian!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#571
Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:37pm
I'm almost 26 and I *still* get a surge of spiteful pleasure whenever I remember that his girlfriend Juliet was a rough collie.
I used to know a girl called Juliet actually. Her parents let her older sister name her, and I promise you, the older sister was not into Shakespeare at the time of naming, if you catch my drift. XD
I used to know a girl called Juliet actually. Her parents let her older sister name her, and I promise you, the older sister was not into Shakespeare at the time of naming, if you catch my drift. XD
#572
Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:15am
To whoever started using 'totes'! And to those who manage to work it into conversation EVERY OTHER FREAKIN WORD!!
SHUT
THE
F*CK
UP!
SHUT
THE
F*CK
UP!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#573
Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:45am
And the same goes for those who use "prolly" instead of "probably". Honestly people it's just a few more keystrokes - don't be lazy.
#574
Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:51am
Hahahahaha! I love you both!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#575
Posted: 2/2/09 at 9:49am
Re: everyone who starts a sentence with "so yeah..."
Stop it. And shut up.
Stop it. And shut up.
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