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[Shannon Bo Dannon]

Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:32am

To my horrible boss at work who doesn't know what she's doing: STFU!

[Q]

Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:32am

Just to be fair, Addy, another perspective - some people don't want to sit around with all the dirty stuff - but that doesn't mean they think the other diners should 'hurry'.

It's always a tough call, to tell the truth. I personally eat quickly, and don't mind at all my dirty dishes being removed so I can feel comfortable while others finish.

This is a HUGE argument within the restaurant industry!

[Radiana]

Posted: 1/17/09 at 3:36am

This is to the recent handy man who came to fix the oven. I checked him out on Angies List and he had a high rating. Anyway he springs this little joke on me and starts laughing and I politely told him that it was a bit off color and he said no it wasn't that I had a dirty mind.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:43pm

To people who have such a narrow view of the world that they have to find fault where none exists: please shut up.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:51pm

Damn, you are one sexy bitch!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 1:53pm

Yeah, what she said ^. And damn smart, too.

But you already knew that, so I'll just shut up.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 6:30pm

How is it that countless stupid, unattractive, stunted freshman boys constantly throw themselves at me and use totally uncreative innuendos and interfere with my personal space? Am I a freshman magnet?

And how is that I basically flirt wildly with anything on two legs and yet I'm still too shy to even hug the guy I've been practically dating for three years and have gone to every dance with?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 6:41pm

Because you're a lesbian, that's why.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 7:02pm

Ooh, that's an intriguing suggestion...

It would be hilarious if I were a lesbian, because female voices annoy the heck out of me. I'd be like, "Honey, remember to impersonate Norm Lewis whenever when you talk to me."

[mauriposa]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:29pm

To my purposefully obtuse roommate and her hatefully vicious dog. When your year-old Chi/Pug mix not only abuses my sweetly submissive Bichon/Shih Tzu on a daily basis, but also bites me and several of our friends and relatives, it's NOT OKAY, and HE WILL NOT GROW OUT OF IT. It is not a phase. Stop pretending like this problem with solve itself.

[wonderfulwizard11]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:34pm

To my choreographer: Shut up!! You know, I can't write down every move you give me. Some steps cannot be written down well in the margins of a script

And please, if I'm having a dialogue with a person, let me face them. It's awkward to have a conversation with another actor when I'm not looking at them.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/21/09 at 8:41pm

Wonderfulwizard, I know exactly what you mean about choreography! I keep looking in my script and finding mysterious notes like "weird spin thing, move foot, that dumb bird move, arms up, medium size-ish jump."

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 4:41pm

Have to rant about a horrible play and a horrible film I saw, horrible for entirely different reasons.

The horrible play was a high school production of "Pullman Car Hiawatha." It was extremely well-performed, and the actors were really talented, but the play itself is bizarre. Has anyone here seen it or read it? I'm not sure if it's just me, and I don't care if people call me a Philistine or what, but it was absurd. I've never seen the play before, so maybe it was just the way this particular production was staged-- because I know Thornton Wilder is a really famous and acclaimed playwright-- but nobody I talked to liked the play, including the actors in it.

If "Pullman Car Hiawatha" was too intellectual for me, then the film I hated was the opposite-- "Mamma Mia." What the heck? I'd never seen the musical before, and I knew absolutely nothing about it. I only know one Abba song ("Dancing Queen"), but my friend swore that "Mamma Mia" was the best movie she'd ever seen and lent me the DVD. I could only watch an hour before I just gave up. It was flat-out dreadful.

The songs had nothing to do with what was going on and were totally unmemorable and computer-edited, the acting was so forced, and it was just all-around unpleasant to watch. It seemed like the actors were slaves forced to entertain a king who would torture them if they didn't keep huge smiles plastered on the whole time. It was just embarrassing to watch.

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 5:07pm

I didn't like Mamma Mia either, Schmerg. It was just way too much.

[Weez]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:11pm

I liked Mamma Mia!. May I respectfully suggest that if you're ever forced to watch it again, you focus your eyes on Dominic Cooper's torso? :3

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:14pm

Oh.

Um.

I... found him terribly unattractive. But we all have our own tastes. (After all, I used to have a crush on Magical Mr. Mistoffelees from CATS when I was ten or eleven!)

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:21pm

OK, that's funny, Schmerg.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:28pm

I had a big poster of him on my wall and a charm bracelet with a cat charm and the letters "M-I-S-T-O." It's kind of disturbing, actually.

[Weez]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:31pm

That's INCREDIBLY disturbing. XD I never want to hear another word from you about the attractiveness (or not) of Dominic Cooper! XD

Mind you, when I was a kid, I wanted to marry Dogtanian, so I guess everyone has a skewed tale of childhood crushes somewhere deep inside. :3

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:35pm

Oh, don't get me wrong, I thought Dominic Cooper was VERY easy on the eyes. Just something about his mannerisms rubbed me the wrong way.

Go, Dogtanian!

[Weez]

Posted: 1/31/09 at 6:37pm

I'm almost 26 and I *still* get a surge of spiteful pleasure whenever I remember that his girlfriend Juliet was a rough collie.

I used to know a girl called Juliet actually. Her parents let her older sister name her, and I promise you, the older sister was not into Shakespeare at the time of naming, if you catch my drift. XD

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:15am

To whoever started using 'totes'! And to those who manage to work it into conversation EVERY OTHER FREAKIN WORD!!

SHUT

THE

F*CK

UP!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:45am

And the same goes for those who use "prolly" instead of "probably". Honestly people it's just a few more keystrokes - don't be lazy.

[shameless]

Posted: 2/2/09 at 8:51am

Hahahahaha! I love you both!

[blueroses]

Posted: 2/2/09 at 9:49am

Re: everyone who starts a sentence with "so yeah..."

Stop it. And shut up.