Stand-by Joined: 7/12/08
Cubans next door who won't let me sleep; Oprah; Gov. Blagojevich;
shut up!!! All of you just shut up!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
To my clinking heater and whistling toilet, shut up so I can get some sleep!
To the paramedics:
I don't want to hear he has no vital signs. I don't want to hear he's probably brain dead.
Why do I have to call his mother who he hasn't spoken to in years and he considers her dead to tell her that her son may be dead?
I don't want to have to start my New Year by seeing his naked body covered in vomit as you wheel him away.
I'm just the manager of the building.
I'm not paid enough to deal with this on New Years. Or ever.
Please shut up and not be dead.
Stand-by Joined: 9/24/08
SHUT UP-OMG YOU JONAS BROTHERS IT'S ALL SOUR NOTES, GIVE UP!!!!!!
YOU GUYS SUCK TO HIGH HEAVEN. IT'S THE WORST THING I EVER HEARD. JONAS BROTHERS STINK AND ARE UGLY.
more to come probably
I'm not even watching the New Years... festivities, mainly because of the Jonas Brothers.
And TheatreDiva, wow... I really would hate to be in your situation.
EDIT: This was a response to a guy ranting about how he had no life. It was deleted, so I'm deleting this, too.
I actually don't like to be out on New Year's Eve.
However, I"m not saying I have a life!
I rang in the new year alone, listening to [title of show.]
So I went and saw "Doubt" and "Twilight" with my friend, and we were listening to show tunes. I started listening to [tos] once he got in the car, and had to go get something. I came back out to "Mamma Mia." I kept attempting to introduce him to good musicals. He said they were boring, and switched to "Cats."
Then he was like "Let's listen to 'In the Heights'" (which he only knew of because he saw the Tony performance.) So he switched to "96,000" and changed to "Blackout" right after it finished. It may sound petty and retarded of me, but I just felt like he was all "I think 'In the Heights' is awesome because I have three songs from it on my Ipod, and have never heard the whole thing." I finally forced him to listen to "Around the World" from "Grey Gardens." The reason for my story; He called himself a "theater nerd", but he only knows of Phantom, Wicked, Jersey Boys, and Spelling Bee.
Well, I guess you can be a theatre nerd without appreciating 'good theatre'. I mean, if his whole life is mainstream theatre, what else would he call himself?
I mean, that's how I am. I like lots of bad shows and very, very few good ones. I'm like the most pedestrian person ever. But I don't know how else to describe myself except as a theatre nerd, because I'm always in shows and discussing shows and gushing over shows and my iTunes account has seven songs that aren't from musicals (and two of them are sung by Michael Ball) out of about 400!
I only got to go out to dinner with my two younger sisters and a friend of theirs last night because people are so nice to cancel plans at the last second. So, shut up to them. But hey, at least I got to go out to eat a good meal and then sit at home and watch Enchanted. So, it wasn't a terrible evening, just not what I had originally planned.
And shut up to the faucets in the ladies room at work for not working today. We have no idea what happened, but they were the only faucets not working. Gotta love starting off the new year with a problem like this.
And adding a major shut up to myself about my weight. It just frustrates me that I know I am not fat, but I always jump to horrible conclusions when I step onto a scale. Like I'll tell myself I probably weigh like 150 to 200 pounds, when I definitely don't look like I weigh that much. And of course, I am always off on the lower number by a good 20 pounds. So yeah, I just need to stop obsessing so much, and just deal with it. And actually, I was pleasantly surprised today to have lost 8 pounds.
To the troglodyte at Best Buy who told me he can't install my Sirius radio in my new car, STFU! You installed the same radio in the 9 year old version of the car I brought in 3 years ago, so why can't it be installed in the 2009 version! No more Seth Rudetsky! I'm totally bummed.
Recently my friend and I were bashed by a girl who wrote on an actor's online social-networking site calling us the "weird girls." I'm trying not to be offended by this, but really am. Since when do theater nerds need to stoop so low as to ridicule one another? If we're on this board, or seeing shows multiple times, clearly we're all sort of riding the same "crazy" cruise ship, to put it one way. How are my friend and I any "weirder" or "crazier" than you are, huh?!? This makes me SO mad!
jessica, we don't think you're weird.
Well, not any weirder than the rest of us anyway.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
Thanks, StockardFan. I appreciate that, as I am the friend to whom Jessica refers. Weird girls unite!
I wish I could have told a couple of annoying girls stagedooring at Spamalot tonight to shut up. I mean, it is one thing to get excited, but to be cheering for every damn person coming through, including those who might just be taking laundry or costumes or whatever. The one girl kept stepping behind the barricades too and acting like her immature behavior was funny. And it was also annoying hearing the girl next to me keep talking about Clay Aiken and Daniel Radcliffe. It's no wonder some of these people just ignore that area or don't come out that door. And thanks to people who act like this, I am so afraid of saying something really stupid, so it always ends up just being "hi," and "Thank you."
Jessica, if it makes you feel any better, your avatar is AMAZING.
haha thanks Stockard, and Schmerg :)
Patti-haters. Shut UP, already.
Actually...Anybody-haters. Shut up. Really, what's the point? How does your posting hatred for a performer or a show serve the universe?
/rant
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
STFU to the PERVY guy at work who keeps trying to "accidentally" grope me. Dude, if I can actually see YOUR hand going for MY boob, then that's not an accident. Get it through your friggin' head I'm really not into you. In fact I'm all that way on the other side of the spectrum. So stop trying to ask me out and get in my pants. It's SOOOOO not happening!!! STFU!!!!
Featured Actor Joined: 9/16/04
A special shut up to those on the street who choose to share their very personal conversations with the world as if their stroll on the sidewalk is protected by a Gardol shield. No! I do not care to hear about your multiple, athletic sexual events nor your latest fight with "like he's so you know BOH-RING and you know when I tried to tell him I'm just not that into him you know he like went all weird on me". Take it home people or get your own reality show. I am just trying to enjoy a quiet walk down the city streets and take the air.
And adding a major shut up to myself about my weight. It just frustrates me that I know I am not fat, but I always jump to horrible conclusions when I step onto a scale. Like I'll tell myself I probably weigh like 150 to 200 pounds, when I definitely don't look like I weigh that much. And of course, I am always off on the lower number by a good 20 pounds. So yeah, I just need to stop obsessing so much, and just deal with it. And actually, I was pleasantly surprised today to have lost 8 pounds.
Speaking as someone who really does need to lose some weight...SHUT UP, MARIANNE! But I say that with love. And a little envy. But mostly love.
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