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#526

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Posted: 1/12/09 at 4:37pm

Oh, I totally understand. I can wear between an 8 and a 12, which is totally fine. I find nothing wrong with being that size at all. I just hate it when people who are like a size 0 or 2 complain that they are so fat. Well, what does that make the rest of us then? Morbidly obese? I don't think so.

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#527

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 5:43pm

Perhaps this should be posted in Jane's toilet thread, but why the HECK does my son feel the need to tell me he needs to go poop every time he has to poop?

"I NEED TO GO POOOOOOP"

And when he's done...."I'M DOOOOONE"

I mean just go already!

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#528

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 5:46pm

Stockard - I want that as my ringtone.

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#529

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 5:50pm

LOL! I wish I knew a way to get it for you. It's the exact same every time......

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#530

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 5:54pm

Possibly a holdover from toilet-training? As my mother always says, "we spend years teaching our kids to walk and talk, then we just want them to sit down and shut up!". I know it's been uh... a few years, but maybe deep down he's still craving the "did oo go poopoo in da potpot? Oh well DONE fella! :3" response.

In fact, if you want him to stop, then possibly reintroducing the "did oo go poopoo in da potpot" response might be an effective way to go about it...

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#531

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 5:57pm

LOL! Good idea, Weez!

He's actually not that far removed from the toilet training and has only in the last 8 months or so started actually wiping his own butt.

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#532

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 6:03pm

Post of the day, Stockard!

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#533

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 6:05pm

HAHA!

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#534

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 6:09pm

" but why the HECK does my son feel the need to tell me he needs to go poop every time he has to poop? "

Get this-Instead of just asking me where the restroom is, I get lots of theater patrons telling me they have to either pee, or they even put their hands on their privates and hop around.

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#535

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 6:14pm

Jane - I think I saw that on National Geographic.

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#536

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 6:30pm

Jane, that made me LOL!

And now we're watching some cartoon where they're all farting. WTF?

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#537

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 7:13pm

Stockard, my 12 year old still announces to me everytime he has to poop!!!! I just don't understand it - but I'm glad I'm not the only one hearing about it!!! LOL!


Why has every post I've made today have to do with sh*t??

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Updated On: 1/14/09 at 07:13 PM

#538

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 9:30pm

Another good one, Matt.

One night I even told someone they shouldn't do that. It was an older woman, hopping around with her hand in her crotch.

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#539

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 9:36pm

I was at the mall today, and there was a cotton candy stand. As I passed by I heard a kid that couldn't have been more than three yell at his mother, "NOOOOOOOOO! I WANT THE COTTON CANDY, YOU F*CKER!" My first thought was, "This kid's gonna grow up to be in August: Osage County." My second thought was, "What the hell are these people teaching their kids?"

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#540

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 9:53pm

To the woman who took my phone order at Jimmy Johns tonight. You cannot use the fact that YOU wrote the order down wrong as an excuse to not send me what I ordered! (I would attempt to make this more coherent, but I'm too hungry to think straight.)

#541

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:18pm

ooooh that's unfortunate

To the girls who auditioned for wind ensemble before me tonight---like hell you haven't played since high school, how else could you perform flawless two-octave chromatic scales and sight readings? STFU.

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#542

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:20pm

I <3 this thread.

#543

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Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:55pm

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#544

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Posted: 1/15/09 at 8:10am

The first words I heard today.........

"I'M GOING PEEEEEEEEEE NOW!!!"

Just shoot me now.

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#545

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Posted: 1/15/09 at 9:04am

I'd yell back, "Pee with your bladder, dear. Not your mouth." WOW that's gross.

#546

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Posted: 1/15/09 at 12:23pm

Well he's only 5.......LOL!

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#547

please shut up!

Posted: 1/17/09 at 12:18am

This is more a pet peeve than a shut up, but, to waiters/waitresses who clear plates while other people at the table are still eating, I say, please leave them alone until everyone is finished.

Don't make people who may be slower eaters, or have a larger portion, feel as if they have to rush through the remainder of their food because someone else finished first. Just let the plates stay on the table!

And, shut up the crazy clearing!

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#548

please shut up!

Posted: 1/17/09 at 1:49am

To the girl in the "Chapstick" video featured in another thread. Seriously. What a waste of time.

#549

please shut up!

Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:12am

I'm sick of how much I procrastinate, and not do things right & then waste even more time feeling guilty or hating myself. I can't do anything right, or without being awkward. And now I need a hug :0(

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#550

please shut up!

Posted: 1/17/09 at 2:12am

My mom still will announce when she's gone to the bathroom, and it can be disturbing. (For instance, if she comes out of the bathroom, and you ask her how she feels be prepared to hear, "OHHHH, it was like a cork! It just came out ... " Yeah, no one wants to hear about that.

Another thing she does, lately, is to sing loudly and off-pitch. Tonight I repeatedly asked her to stop, as it was hurting my ears. Before that, she kept shouting, even though she was standing in the kitchen and I was in the dining room (which is right next to it). I honestly don't think she realises how loud and abrasive she can be until I tell her to can it.

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