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oh, shut up
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
Shannon Bo Dannon
Broadway Star Joined: 8/19/08
#51re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:01am
Hahahaha yes killertofu! I will most certainly be fighting the urge to say that when a guest asks me that question, because I know they will.
At least I'll be giggling when they walk away. =P
Shannon Bo Dannon
Broadway Star Joined: 8/19/08
#51re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:06am
Killertofu you made my sig!
And LePetiteFromage I HATE when that happens. It's usually at some dept. store at the mall for me, but it's just so awkward.
#52re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 1:12amThe brakes on my car wouldn't work. Everyone thought it was something I did to cause it. "Were you speeding? Did you slam on the brakes? Were you speeding and THEN slammed on the brakes?" No, I was easing onto the break at about 35mph on a dry road, and the brakes didn't brake. Why is it so hard to believe that something might be wrong with the car instead of it being my fault? It's not like cars are known to be invincible and human error is the only likely scenario!
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#53re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:14am
The dude in line at Starbucks who was too busy talking on his cell to give his order to the Barista.
So we all just wait until he finishes scheduling his appointment and getting directions for him to order.
He hangs up and THEN decides he doesn't even know what he wants.
a**hole!
#54re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:40amOn the other side of that coin, Taz: the baristas behind the counter at *$ who would rather fool around than actually do their job and can't get an order straight. I want them to STF up!
#55re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:54amI want the big, friggin' Sycamore leaves to stop falling all over my lawn. I mean, I spent all day Tuesday raking leaves and today they are back ten fold, and wet. Can't they just blow horizontally off the tree into my asshole neighbors yard for him to deal with? He has a riding mower with mulcher after all. I want them all to just shut up!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#57re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:00am
This thread is cracking me up!
OK, so my neighbors have 6 cars, 2 motorcycles and a big a$$ boat. So they are ALWAYS parked in front of my house. I mean really, I know it's not that big a deal, but it annoys the CRAP outta me! Time for a big old shot of STFU!
#58re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:05amStockardfan, I had no idea you lived next to John McCain!
#59re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:09amI've got you beat Stockard, the asshole neighbor parks his two cars, one truck and one commercial van on his front lawn closest to my house, while his four car driveway sits empty. Asshole neighbor, STFU!
nygrl232
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/08
#60re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:10amLove it, killertofu. You SHOULD work in customer service. You would so pwn the holidays.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#61re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:10am
LOL, Dottie!
And Son....he parks on his lawn? WTF?
#62re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:13amYep, the lawn he DOESN'T mow with his big ass, friggin' riding lawn mower, with mulch attachment.
#63re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:15amI am so glad the election is over, because I just couldn't stand the voiceover woman on the McCain commercials with the snarky voice. Everytime it would air I would say, "STFU explicative" and turn the channel.
#64re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:28amI'm glad I don't have to listen to any more Republicans say Amurika or Amurikans. Shut up ... it's A-mare-ica! Thank you Mr. President-elect for getting it right.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#65re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:29amI'm glad I don't have to listen to Sarah Palin's annoying voice any more........it's like nails on the chalkboard to me!
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#66re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:31am
"Killertofu you made my sig! "
Yeah thanks Shannon!!!
Last week I caught my neighbor letting her whiny little craptastic excuse for a dog take a POO on our lawn (and not clean it up)!!! And the minute she saw me pull into our driveway she tried to hide behind her huge silver Rover.
I have this tendency to act out or say exactly what I'm thinking out loud...so I got out of my car and yelled: "Dude, I FU**KIN' see you and your damn dog!!!!"
And the STFU award goes to my idiotic neighbor!!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#67re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:35amI would have taken the dog poop and put it on her stoop.
#68re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:42am
Or SOMMS, Warshington.
And WTF is with that new hideous product I saw last night on television: the Snuggie. When they said, "wear it to your favorite sporting event", my reaction was, "who would want to be seen in public, let alone in the privacy of their own home wearing such a thing!!"
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#69re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:47am
If I really wanted to be evil I would have smeared it on the undercarriage of her car. So that when she puts the heat on it'll smell like hot Chihuahua ass throughout the leather interior.
MMMM the holidays...obviously bring out the best in me!!
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#70re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 8:51am
FROM WORK: Could the brainiac who finishes a roll of toilet paper please replace it when there is a new roll sitting in the open, right at their finger tips!
The spindles in our restroom operate just like the ones in your home. And,it's not like you're sitting there working out some advanced mathematical equation or mentally rehearsing delicate brain surgery while you're on the toilet.
Stop just sitting and staring off into space. Make yourself useful. The next person could be someone with arthritis or someone who is juggling a toddler.
A little courtesy can go a long way.
Thank you.
*bows and steps off soapbox*
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Li'l_Devil
Understudy Joined: 2/23/07
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#72re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 9:30am
Why is it that the restrooms in the office are always disgusting?
If you drop a paper towel, pick it up.
If you have to flush twice, please do so.
If the toilet paper shreds, pick up the pieces and throw them away.
Honestly. It's not that difficult.
I'd hate to see what your homes look like!
(Restroom attendants deserve bonus pay!)
nygrl232
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/08
#73re: oh, shut up
Posted: 11/6/08 at 9:34am
The many people I know who never want to converse unless someone is kissing their ass can all stfu and eff off.
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