#102
Posted: 11/6/08 at 5:55pm
I am pissed off that my Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (I'm Lefou) doesn't know all his lines still. We open in a week!
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
#103
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:05pm
I hate the fact that my cafeteria no longer serves milk. It now serves cartons of juice about the size of my big toenail.
Granted, I've never liked milk much. But I've been drinking that rather sour milk in the soggy cardboard cartons that melt and drip everywhere for the past eleven years. I almost started crying when I looked into the cooler and there was no milk at all.
Then again, that might just because it's that time of month when I turn into a bloodthirsty werewolf...
Granted, I've never liked milk much. But I've been drinking that rather sour milk in the soggy cardboard cartons that melt and drip everywhere for the past eleven years. I almost started crying when I looked into the cooler and there was no milk at all.
Then again, that might just because it's that time of month when I turn into a bloodthirsty werewolf...
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#104
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:09pm
"Then again, that might just because it's that time of month when I turn into a bloodthirsty werewolf..."
I'm laughing as I'm writing...
Yeah during that "time" not even a silver bullet can put me down!!!
I'm laughing as I'm writing...
Yeah during that "time" not even a silver bullet can put me down!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#105
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:10pm
I love the word, "indubitably"!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#106
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:12pm
I would love to say STFU to a certain poster in a certain thread about a certain proposition, so I'll say it here. STFU!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#107
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:13pm
They still serve milk in cardboard? When I was in high school they switched to the plastic bags that looked like breast implants.
My rant... I think it is really screwed up that someone can have grey hair and blemishes at the same time. One should just friggen cancel the other out!!!
My rant... I think it is really screwed up that someone can have grey hair and blemishes at the same time. One should just friggen cancel the other out!!!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 11/6/08 at 06:13 PM
#108
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:14pm
I know Dottie, doesn't it feel good on your tongue, it rolls off the lips like BUTTA!!!
'They still serve milk in cardboard? When I was in high school they switched to the plastic bags that looked like breast implants."
My side is killing me!!!!!
'They still serve milk in cardboard? When I was in high school they switched to the plastic bags that looked like breast implants."
My side is killing me!!!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 11/6/08 at 06:14 PM
#109
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:18pm
To my client who is suffering from the worst case of analysis paralysis I have EVER seen - and has my team crunching every number on a proposal up, down, sideways, in circles and back again - when the damn thing is so obvious and simple - I say STFU!
Obviously I could never say that to my client, so glad to write it here.
Thank you.
Obviously I could never say that to my client, so glad to write it here.
Thank you.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#110
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:22pm
My boyfriend hardly speaks to me or makes any effort to see me during the week. He's perfectly sweet on the weekends, but I ask him to hang out o na weeknight? The answer is always, without fail, "No."
And it has nothing to do with it being a weeknight. I asked him if it bothered him at al lthatwe don't talk during the week. His answer? "No."
I hate...argh...EVERYTHING!!!
And it has nothing to do with it being a weeknight. I asked him if it bothered him at al lthatwe don't talk during the week. His answer? "No."
I hate...argh...EVERYTHING!!!
#111
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:26pm
I always assumed that milk was still in those cardboard things.
And defying gravity girl......that would bother me too.
And defying gravity girl......that would bother me too.
KFTC!!!!!
#112
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:47pm
D2 - how polite.
I, on the other hand, wish to tell FlyingMonkey1223 to SHUT THE F*CK UP about the Prop 8 vote - your attitude is sickening!
I, on the other hand, wish to tell FlyingMonkey1223 to SHUT THE F*CK UP about the Prop 8 vote - your attitude is sickening!
#113
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:49pm
Oh SNAP!!!
Q, are you on the MORMON thread too?! Monkey is a sinking ship and the RATS are jumping off!!!!
We're all trying to talk to him but it's just not working!!!
Q, are you on the MORMON thread too?! Monkey is a sinking ship and the RATS are jumping off!!!!
We're all trying to talk to him but it's just not working!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#114
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:50pm
I love you Q!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#115
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:51pm
I just checked in on that thread, and yeah, I want to tell him to STFU as well.
KFTC!!!!!
#116
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:51pm
I'm not even going to attempt to respond to that Mormon thread. It's like trying to get through mtf3, it's just not going to happen.
#117
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:54pm
"We love you Q, oh yes we do, we love you Q, and we'll be true. When you're not near us, we're blue, oh Q we love you."
And on another note, to the nice lawyer in the office next to me who cannot figure out how to dial without using the speakerphone ...
STFU.
And on another note, to the nice lawyer in the office next to me who cannot figure out how to dial without using the speakerphone ...
STFU.
#118
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:55pm
I love you too, YOU.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#119
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:57pm
Right now I want to tell my son to STFU. Literally. Although of course I won't. He just NEVER STOPS TALKING.
KFTC!!!!!
#121
Posted: 11/6/08 at 6:59pm
That's true - I never do stop talking. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#122
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:01pm
LOL, I didn't thing YWIW was referring to that?
KFTC!!!!!
#123
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:07pm
D2, while that may be true, you know you will also always be Conrad to me!
#124
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:11pm
I like Harvey Johnson who's trying to get a date for prom. MMMM Bye Bye Birdie...goes down smooth like Bailey's Irish Cream. Yummy!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
#125
Posted: 11/6/08 at 7:14pm
I hate that people insult me on a daily basis because of my logical and practical religion and that prop 8 didn't pass. Today around... 20 or 30 people walked up to me just to rub it in my face.
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