oh, shut up — Page 33

how can you say that, Dottie? Celtic Woman is great. Tacky gowns and lip syncing, overblown production values as a backdrop to basically what amounts to elevator music...that's family edutainment.

Shut up stupid people with pets who do not deserve them.

I'm praying tonight that I do not get in trouble for an incident that happened at the animal shelter tonight. An animal control officer brought a stray pit bull in tonight. He left, but then the owner of this dog came to get her, because they were told she was brought to the pound. Of course, I try to follow protocol, which I'm not 100% sure of still. But, I called the animal control officer and he was suppsoed to come back to deal with the owner.

Meanwhile, I remember telling the owner that I know I didn't have the authority to just release his dog, but he took her out of her run and put her in his car. Then after I told him to wait around, he did for 10 minutes and then drove away with the dog. The animal control officer did not get mad at me, luckly. But, I'm hoping this will not get me thown out of the organization.

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All people who are incredibly rude and then just claim that they "tell it like it is" (or in Britain "call a spade a spade").

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

So fu*k off.

i dont care how many credits you got in your first year on campus. i'm doing this at my own pace. you dont need to rub my face in it.

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Updated On: 2/4/10 at 02:45 AM

You deserve to rant, JG2.

I honestly couldn't do what you do. Not without a gun, which would somewhat negate the point, I think.

Have the figured out what they're going to do once May gets here?

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"I am covered in scrapes and bruises and have a bite mark on my upper arm."

Interestingly, I think I have those BECAUSE I'm an alcoholic

My grandma has done it once again. The sister of one of my dad's oldest friends passed away this week. This friend called last night to inform him and my mom. He also mentioned that he told my dad's mom. So, my dad called her up today to ask her if she was interested in going to the wake.

The second she got on the phone, she started talking about the same old stuff she always does, so my dad had to bring up the death to her, because that's the reason he called. Thank goodness this friend of his had the decency to leave an answering machine message because my grandma was not going to talk about it at all because she thought it was a burden. And then she was trying to talk my dad out of going to the wake, and then had the nerve to ask him to come over to her house afterwards, and she wasn't going to go.

It also sounds like she is not planning to attend my sister's wedding in July. It wouldn't be so bothersome if she wasn't trying to make up excuses to not go. I already know she does not like my two younger sisters, and she only likes me when she feels like it. Oddly, she does like my older sister though. But, she made my mom so angry about that, so if it happens, my mom isn't going to invite her to anymore family events.

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Carlin says,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Shut up to the people in the supermarket who thinks it's ridiculous to have to shop with all these people before a snowstorm. Umm...nobody said you HAVE to shop with all these people. Shut up to the cranky guy in front of us who was nearly having a stroke waiting for the 1 person in front of him who had a lot of food. (Last week I waited in line for over a half hour to check out!) Shut up to the same guy who nearly had another stroke when the cashier ACCIDENTALLY rung up strawberries that weren't his. Dude, these cashiers are crazy busy; you don't need to give her an attitude.

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Antonin Scalia.

Yes, the decision I was reading was an old one, but it's such a prime example of smug privilege I wanted to poke him in the eye with a sharp stick. I just love it when Gentiles tell me my religious alienation in public life is all in my imagination. It's like men telling me sexism is over.

Hey a$$hole, electricity is out all over town. Stop calling the damn mayor and worrying the $hit out of him. Stop calling the electric department and saying that your neighborhood should be priority because your son has a disability. The percentage of disabled children in this town is ridiculously high. There's a disabled kid in EVERY neighborhood. Stop calling everyone in your phone book to tell them your electricity is out and that your son is getting behavioral. He isn't. We're at my damn office. He has 10 things to entertain him. You're a moron.

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