sexism is sooooo over, sweetie. *pat on the behind* now run and get me a beer, hun.
Hey a$$hole, electricity is out all over town. Stop calling the damn mayor and worrying the $hit out of him. Stop calling the electric department and saying that your neighborhood should be priority because your son has a disability. The percentage of disabled children in this town is ridiculously high. There's a disabled kid in EVERY neighborhood. Stop calling everyone in your phone book to tell them your electricity is out and that your son is getting behavioral. He isn't. We're at my damn office. He has 10 things to entertain him. You're a moron.
And would it kill you to take a freakin' shower? You smell like hell. I don't know how your wife stands it. Maybe she doesn't shower either.
May can't come soon enough.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Tiger Woods-I'm so over anything about him. And can someone explain to me why he gets to interrupt programming with his apology or whatever, when other celebrities do similar or worse, and don't have to do that?
People drive me crazy.
I got warned at another community last week for posting an over-sexualized comment, and it got deleted. Okay, I agree maybe I got a little carried away with that one. No problem.
But, today I got warned again for pretty much the same thing. All I said was something about wanting a couple of characters on a show we like to sing and dance around in their underwear. I didn't mean anything sexual about it. But, of course, the moderators claim it made them uncomfortable, and now I'm on watch, and if I post anything like that again, I'll be banned for a week or longer. And also of course, this comment was not deleted. Makes sense. It also makes me question their idea of sexualization because it is perfectly okay to have icons that suggest stuff of that nature,
To all the ungracious medalists at this year's Olympics - stick it where the sun don't shine!
^I agree with that.
And now I'm waiting to get banned for calling the mod of this community I talked about for double standards.
To all the ungracious medalists at this year's Olympics - stick it where the sun don't shine!
I haven't been paying attention to the post-event hoopla. Have there been others besides the Russian douchebag skater with the bad haircut? Yes, you landed a quad, but the new scoring had nothing to do with the rest of your program being less technical and artistically ludicrous. You looked like a schmuck who wanted to demonstrate to the world precisely why you never get laid. The quad got you to silver. You should be thankful for that.
Yes, Mister Matt, there have been others. The Russian ice dancing couple with their medicocre free skate, hideous costumes and his stringy hairdo claimed that the Canadian couple's program could not be considered dancing. The Italian couple chimed in as well.
lol @ the change of title for this thread!!!
Shut up weatherman!! I don't want to hear that it is going to snow 12 to 18 inches tomorrow! I can't take one more damn snowflake. ENOUGH!!!!!!!
The Russian ice dancing couple with their medicocre free skate, hideous costumes and his stringy hairdo claimed that the Canadian couple's program could not be considered dancing.
The Aborigines with the pulley system for lifts?!?! I got so sick of him yanking on those damn ropes. Yeah...how clever...we got it, already. Oh, they really need to shut their holes. I don't understand how they got a medal at all, other than the Russian reputation in ice dancing.
They also used straps on the costumes in their long program to assist their lifts. One of the commentators said for sure that issue will be addressed and probably banned from future competitions.
They also used straps on the costumes in their long program to assist their lifts.
Those were the "pulleys" and "ropes" I was talking about. It was so stupid. I would have lowered their technical scores for their use.
Mister Matt, I thought you were referring to their original dance.
The Aboriginal dance was even worse with the plastic foliage and fake warrior paint, not to mention the worst ice dance routine I've ever seen (that includes the statue dance from...1988?...1992?...I don't remember the year, but I remember that routine). The combination of those two dances should have been enough to knock them off the podium.
Hideous is the best adjective I could come up with to describe their programs.
I can think of two: hideous and ridiculous.
I know I already posted this in the Toddlers and Tiaras thread. But, shut up to the little brat who was so cocky about being beautiful and claiming she was prettier than any other girl. I'm glad she fell off the stage and only got first runner up, which I would not have given her based on a million factors.
"You looked like a schmuck who wanted to demonstrate to the world precisely why you never get laid. "
He's married with kid.
Shut up weatherman!! I don't want to hear that it is going to snow 12 to 18 inches tomorrow! I can't take one more damn snowflake. ENOUGH!!!!!!!
That means the kiddos will be home with you tomorrow. LOL.
Better hook up a main line of patron & stay in bed.
TheatreFan, you have no idea...of course they will not only be home tomorrow, but Friday too since this storm is supposed to last thru Friday.
I have the Patron at the ready....as far as I'm concerned they can eat cereal and watch Spongebob all day. Actually, that doesn't sound too different from what I do all day...
Same thing for us.
Danmag has the mind of a 5 year old...
With the DAMN SNORING! You make me room with you and your son while your baby husband is in the other room all on his own. I get that it's the master bedroom and he pays for the trip and I am just your employee. That room has one bed. This room has two. You ALL THREE SNORE. I don't! Shouldn't I be allowed some privacy? Shouldn't I be allowed some down time? If it weren't so freakin' cold, I'd sleep outside.
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