To the kids in the apartment above me who are playing basketball in the living room...
And, to their Dad who doesn't get why this is considered behavior not appropriate for an apartment...
I say: MOVE!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Addy - I think I'd be saying something a little different - while I was pounding on their door.
Oh shut up, you stupid, effin' crazy bitch. Get out of my office!
My boss's wife is completely nuts. She's married to the sweetest man on the planet. He adores her and their children. He has two full time jobs and one part time job so their two younger kids can go to private schools, the older one can get the therapies he needs, they can live in the huge house with the pool in the neighborhood that's really outside of their budget and so she doesn't have to work. He lives for his family. He is so proud of them. She's off her rocker. She told him the other day that he disgusts her. She doesn't want to be married to him anymore because she has no feelings for him. He wanted to try couples therapy. He wanted to go away just the two of them. Anything. She said no. He would move heaven and earth for her. Most of the single women I know would KILL for a husband like him. He told me today that she told him he needs to move out tonight. He cried. He has cried to me so many times lately. She's heartless. His son with autism doesn't like to be around her, only with his dad, but she wants him to live in a different place. Now she just came to the office to make copies. I thought I was going to get out of here without seeing her again. God, this woman makes me sick. She has severe depression but refuses treatment because she doesn't want anyone to know anything is wrong. GAH! What does bad sh*t keep happening to good people?
UGH! It came back!!!!!!
And I was nice to her because he asked me to be. I will just bitch about her on a message board.
shut up to people who walk up to a food counter, ignore that there are other people waiting their turn, and as soon as they get the server's eye, they start to place their order. YOU ARE NOT NEXT!!!!! I run into this all the time.
No, YOU are not next!
Whatever...
Shut up!
*clicking heels fade into the distance*
to my old high elementery school friend who always talks about his stupid love life: SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE NOT OVER CAIT! GROW SOME BALLS AND MOVE ON!
To everyone who wants me to vote for the to be on GLEE...
I remember when you used to have talent, and had to audition to be on TV.
That was for a couple of months in the 50s, right?
I am packing. You haven't helped me move ONE box which have to be moved upstairs, through the kitchen and into the garage. I NEED to leave the door to the garage unlocked so I can get the heavy boxes out there without breaking my arm. Maybe you need to focus more on watching your kid and less playing video games and then he wouldn't TRY to get out and play in the garage. You need a little behavioral control. Don't blame me.
Ha! Guess I get the last laugh. Your wife just asked me how she can get YOUR behavior under control. Oh, sweet vindication.
YOU WANT TO GET MAD? We had eight years of Bush and Cheney, but now you get mad! You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President. You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy. You didn’t get mad when a covert CIA operative got ousted. You didn’t get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.. You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us. You didn’t get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war. You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq. You didn’t get mad when you found out we were torturing people. You didn’t get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans. You didn’t get mad when we didn’t catch Bin Laden. You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed. You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city drown. You didn’t get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich. You didn’t get mad when, using reconciliation; a trillion dollars of our tax dollars were redirected to insurance companies for Medicare Advantage which cost over 20 percent more for basically the same services that Medicare provides. You didn’t get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark, and our debt hit the thirteen trillion dollar mark. You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you, but helping other Americans… oh hell no. AND NOW YOU’RE MAD !
STFU!
^^now that deserves a stadinging ovation and not obligatory!!!
i love how Bill Maher puts some of it in this. (also war is more like a trillion)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if88PgI-vfU - speaking of war and defense.
and to add...they say that health care is "trampling" the constitution. it wasn't trampling the constitution when it something unconstitutional suited you though!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvsMFN9P8AU&NR=1 - another one i love
Oh Diva, you rock.
Shut up to all things fandom. I can like whatever and whoever I want, and it is none of your business. Just like I don't have to agree with your opinions. So grow up and deal with it. It is only a television show, and it scares me how much you invest getting mad and upset about things that are fiction or obsess about things that happened. Your little wars between other fans are not amusing either.
Shut up, future brother-in-law! Stop upsetting your sister. Our relationship is NOT the most tragic thing that has ever happened in your life. It's fine when you need something that can only be delivered to the US shipped to you, isn't it? Your boys are going to love me. Don't you dare fill their heads with garbage before I have another chance to fill their tummies with candy! Ass.
Okay, you are a very nice guy and I don't want to lose contact with you, but please stop texting with me! You just broke up with me last night, I really don't freaking feel like talking to you right now.
So I lost my $12,000 scholarship today because the state of California basically overbooked the CalGrant program and ran out of money. Obviously I was angry. My school gives me $23,000 a year but that leaves me with about another $15,000 to cover on my own, so sophomore year is looking highly unlikely at this point.
I posted an angry status about it on Facebook and about 20 minutes later received this message from a friend who has been making consistently rude and passive-aggressive comments about me lately:
I get that you've had a bad day, but really, comparing your position to real underpriveleged students? You're white, pretty, too smart for your own good, and your parents were educated and went into respected professions. I know you'll be just fine and you acting like this college is the end of the world probably doesn't make those who never went or never will go feel any better. And I get that you probably are just blowing some steam off via snarky humor, but still...
I hope you way you look at the world evolves and you learn some sensitivity toward those who aren't like you and have your circumstances and background. And I'm really sorry that you're not getting what you want, but that's life. Grow up and deal with it.
Whatever. You don't care what I have to say.
So because I'm a white girl whose parents went to college, I don't have real problems.
SHUT UP.
Where do you go to school?
Because San Francisco is in such dire need of money, all summer classes have been cancelled at City College.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
VonTussle - I hope that someday you get what they were saying to you.
Shut Up Wireless Company commercial (the one with the horrible version of "My Country Tis of Thee"). Another example of overkill. Makes me want to scream every time it's on!
Shut up this stupid b*tch of a neighbor who lives down the street. Last night, my brothers (13 and 10, little theatre children) were at the park, and my neighbor's daughter and her friends were making fun of them before running off. Today, all my mother did was ask the daughter not to make fun of them again, and the girl went off.
Apparently, she ran off to cry to her mother, saying that mine yelled at her (You need to know my mother, not a yeller at all. She's a volunteer who loves children, and NEVER raises her voice to other children, and barely at us). The lard then wobbled up to my door, rang the doorbell, and started yelling at my mother, saying "never to talk to her daughter that way again, NEVER make her cry!" She then denied that her daughter was the the playground the day before, only to say she was being chased by two boys! Among the insults that started to fly was insulting her parenting, calling her a yapping, biting chiwawa (we are Ecuadorian), and other beautiful words.
Dear stupid b*tch, SHUT UP!
Shut up to every single person who talked loudly through the overture of "Thoroughly Modern Millie" last night. It disgusts me more that it wasn't just a few people around me either. It sounded like the type of chatter that goes around a huge room when people are waiting for something to start. When the lights go down and the music starts, that's when it is time to stop talking.
Shut up, church-lady-in-training Facebook friend! It's a quote! Notice the quotation marks around it! Clearly, I was not suggesting that I myself was a sex shark. It was reference to a TV show. Granted, one that you probably don't watch because it has teh gayz, but if you don't like a status, just scroll on by! I don't comment on all your ridiculous anti-abortion articles (oh, yeah, the botched abortion preemie baby lived for 24 hours sitting on a counter in the hospital, that's totally believable!) so just leave my status alone instead of going out of your way to post in response.
SHUT UP to Russell on 'Survivor'!
May I NEVER have to see you on TV or listen to you again!
If I NEVER have to hear your voice say "Ima" instead of 'I'm going to'... It won't be a moment too soon!
Your 15 minutes are UP!
Shut up and farewell.
This is just annoying. Ricky Skaggs is coming to the NJ State Fair this year, and my parents want to go. Tickets were supposed to go on sale this morning, but the only information on ticket purchasing is from last year's fair. The office is also closed because it is a Monday.
I guess I'm just fretting about not being able to get the tickets and the concert being sold out. I know my parents wouldn't get mad if that was the case, but I still feel like it will be all my fault that they don't get to do something that they really want. It isn't a gift. They just asked me to get online to buy them because they weren't going to be home to do it themselves.
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