We called her Neffy for short. Nefertiti if she was being a bad little precious. We only used the full name on her birth certificate, the portrait of her we had in the living room, and in her annual christmas newsletter.
(My god, Alex and I were the biggest faggots in the history of faggotry...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.