My first NYMF show of the season was JULIAN PO. I'll be surprised if it's not my last if that's any indication of this year's quality.
That had to be one of the most interminable shows I have ever seen. Even though it was only 100 minutes it felt like 1,000. I haven't seen the film since it was released 15 years ago but can't imagine why anyone thought that was good source material for a musical.
None of the character motivations make sense. Barely any of the "jokes" landed. The whole town is apparently made up of 7 people for some inexplicable reason. Actually inexplicable basically sums up everything about the proceedings. Everyone is so obsessed with this strange man coming into their town located in some place with horrible accents. This obsession leads to by far the most WTF, head-scratching endings to a musical I have ever seen.
The score was godawful and nothing I would ever want to subject myself to again. There was even a song with the lyrics "Rise Up" that sounded like a poor man's LOF or SCANDALOUS. The lyrics were so horrendous. One example that really did it for me was a song sung by the obviously gay character and Julian about how the gay man wants to marry but it's not in the Bible. Julian gets in on the action saying that he wants the same thing...just not with a man. Brilliant!
I wish there was something positive to say but alas there is not. Chad Kimball did his best squinting and slouching around the stage. Whenever he opened his mouth to sing it was dreadful. Malcolm Gets was horribly underused and I'm not even sure why he took such a nothing part. Everyone else was whatever. Don't even get me started on the "Muses" who stand in the back and play instruments interjecting laughable exposition. They looked like rejects from ONCE though so that was something, I guess.
On a technical note, I have seen my share of smaller productions and shows at festivals but this had to have been the most shoddy. There were so many instances of feedback that I lost count. The head mics were so staticky and I'm not sure why they were even needed for such a small space. Other times I just couldn't hear the actors when the mics supposedly did work.
Needless to say I would stay far, far away from this.
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah