In an effort to make the play seem dark, edgy, frightening and powerful while also seeking some much needed publicity, the show bans those under 13 from seeing it.
"We have found our advance to be slowing recently and have thought of an ingenious way to counter some of the narrative that our show is boring, uninspired or a waste of time. By pretending that the show is too scary for anyone under the age of 13, we can try to convince the public that our show is an unmissable event".
A 12 year-old theatre goer reacts to the news "From what I hear, the real reason this policy was implemented was so that the show could not be accused of child abuse for torturing patrons with boredom. They can get away with it for adults but not children. Thank you for sparing us, 1984."
Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.
Updated On: 6/21/17 at 09:56 PM