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#153

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Would you really want a used sofa from a hotel? Who sat on them? Who farted into them? One of my great idiosyncracies is people farting into sofas. It drives me crazy!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#154

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

If I wasn't so lazy, that would be in my signature right now!
Sutton and the rest of the cast sat there when in the wings.
I'm sure it's sanitary.
They charged more by saying : "Wha-at? You want it signed by someone?" or something like that.
"I'm thinking about how if you took the W in answer, and the H in ghost, and the extra A in aardvark, and the T in listen, you could keep saying WHAT but no one would ever hear you because the whole word would be silent." Please support BC/EFA at goodsearch.com! Search for anything, and your charity will get a cent!
#155

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Sutton Foster is a remarkable performer, but I'm sure she has farted in her time. I don't care how famous the farter is, but farting into sofas is disgusting!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#156

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Dolly, would you have us believe you have never accidentally cut one on the sofa? Perhaps you have never cut the cheese in your life.

I would suggest getting the UN on this serious issue right now. Sutton Foster should be boiled in oil for having the audacity to possibly have done it

Is there no shame in the theater community?
Poster Emeritus
#157

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

They are farting people, too!
I wonder if anyone BOUGHT that, and what was in the couch? I love looking in couches. Maybe they'd find a penny. Or a script. Or some pizza.


EDIT: they, meaning the actors.
"I'm thinking about how if you took the W in answer, and the H in ghost, and the extra A in aardvark, and the T in listen, you could keep saying WHAT but no one would ever hear you because the whole word would be silent." Please support BC/EFA at goodsearch.com! Search for anything, and your charity will get a cent!

Updated On: 9/26/06 at 07:49 PM

#158

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Go ahead! Make light of this, but I'm serious. I really hate it when I invite people into my home and they lay farts into the sofa I've made sure was extra clean because "company was coming".

The worst part of it is trying to spray the damned sofa with Fabreeze when no one is looking after the fart.

It drives me nuts!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#159

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Nobody wanted to buy those stupid sofas because they KNEW lots of strange people had sat on them and farted.

It makes my blood boil.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 9/26/06 at 07:53 PM

#160

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

The fart does not need looking after. It is perfectly capable of looking after itself

Should they stand up & just do their anal Maynard Ferguson impression standing up. Does that make it better ? Enquiring minds want to know

I do not wish to make light of it but it was such a golden opportunity I could not pass up.
Poster Emeritus
#161

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

It was an ugly couch.
Very, very ugly.
And probably smelly.
"I'm thinking about how if you took the W in answer, and the H in ghost, and the extra A in aardvark, and the T in listen, you could keep saying WHAT but no one would ever hear you because the whole word would be silent." Please support BC/EFA at goodsearch.com! Search for anything, and your charity will get a cent!
#162

re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)

Roxy, you strike me as the kind of person who would deliberately walk into someone's living room and flatulate into the furniture. That's not civilized behavior and it's a total gross out.

Remind me never to invite you to my home.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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