A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)
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re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#150
Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:38pmHow much were the Marriott Sofas going for? I need a sofa badly.
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#151
Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:52pm150 i believe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#152
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:26pmWould you really want a used sofa from a hotel? Who sat on them? Who farted into them? One of my great idiosyncracies is people farting into sofas. It drives me crazy!
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#153
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:34pm
If I wasn't so lazy, that would be in my signature right now!
Sutton and the rest of the cast sat there when in the wings.
I'm sure it's sanitary.
They charged more by saying : "Wha-at? You want it signed by someone?" or something like that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#154
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:43pmSutton Foster is a remarkable performer, but I'm sure she has farted in her time. I don't care how famous the farter is, but farting into sofas is disgusting!
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#155
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:47pm
Dolly, would you have us believe you have never accidentally cut one on the sofa? Perhaps you have never cut the cheese in your life.
I would suggest getting the UN on this serious issue right now. Sutton Foster should be boiled in oil for having the audacity to possibly have done it
Is there no shame in the theater community?
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#156
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:49pm
They are farting people, too!
I wonder if anyone BOUGHT that, and what was in the couch? I love looking in couches. Maybe they'd find a penny. Or a script. Or some pizza.
EDIT: they, meaning the actors.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#157
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:51pm
Go ahead! Make light of this, but I'm serious. I really hate it when I invite people into my home and they lay farts into the sofa I've made sure was extra clean because "company was coming".
The worst part of it is trying to spray the damned sofa with Fabreeze when no one is looking after the fart.
It drives me nuts!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#158
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:53pm
Nobody wanted to buy those stupid sofas because they KNEW lots of strange people had sat on them and farted.
It makes my blood boil.
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#159
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:55pm
The fart does not need looking after. It is perfectly capable of looking after itself
Should they stand up & just do their anal Maynard Ferguson impression standing up. Does that make it better ? Enquiring minds want to know
I do not wish to make light of it but it was such a golden opportunity I could not pass up.
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#160
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:56pm
It was an ugly couch.
Very, very ugly.
And probably smelly.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#161
Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:58pm
Roxy, you strike me as the kind of person who would deliberately walk into someone's living room and flatulate into the furniture. That's not civilized behavior and it's a total gross out.
Remind me never to invite you to my home.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)#162
Posted: 9/26/06 at 8:01pmOf course that ugly sofa was smelly. If you had all those strange people sitting on you, you'd be ugly and smelly, too!
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