A BC/EFA Flea Market Review (For those of you that missed it)- Page 7

[ErikInTheCity]

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:38pm

How much were the Marriott Sofas going for? I need a sofa badly.

[ILoveWicked330]

Posted: 9/25/06 at 6:52pm

150 i believe

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:26pm

Would you really want a used sofa from a hotel? Who sat on them? Who farted into them? One of my great idiosyncracies is people farting into sofas. It drives me crazy!

[JustABroadwaybaby2]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:34pm

If I wasn't so lazy, that would be in my signature right now!
Sutton and the rest of the cast sat there when in the wings.
I'm sure it's sanitary.
They charged more by saying : "Wha-at? You want it signed by someone?" or something like that.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:43pm

Sutton Foster is a remarkable performer, but I'm sure she has farted in her time. I don't care how famous the farter is, but farting into sofas is disgusting!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:47pm

Dolly, would you have us believe you have never accidentally cut one on the sofa? Perhaps you have never cut the cheese in your life.

I would suggest getting the UN on this serious issue right now. Sutton Foster should be boiled in oil for having the audacity to possibly have done it

Is there no shame in the theater community?

[JustABroadwaybaby2]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:49pm

They are farting people, too!
I wonder if anyone BOUGHT that, and what was in the couch? I love looking in couches. Maybe they'd find a penny. Or a script. Or some pizza.


EDIT: they, meaning the actors.

Updated On: 9/26/06 at 07:49 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:51pm

Go ahead! Make light of this, but I'm serious. I really hate it when I invite people into my home and they lay farts into the sofa I've made sure was extra clean because "company was coming".

The worst part of it is trying to spray the damned sofa with Fabreeze when no one is looking after the fart.

It drives me nuts!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:53pm

Nobody wanted to buy those stupid sofas because they KNEW lots of strange people had sat on them and farted.

It makes my blood boil.

Updated On: 9/26/06 at 07:53 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:55pm

The fart does not need looking after. It is perfectly capable of looking after itself

Should they stand up & just do their anal Maynard Ferguson impression standing up. Does that make it better ? Enquiring minds want to know

I do not wish to make light of it but it was such a golden opportunity I could not pass up.

[JustABroadwaybaby2]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:56pm

It was an ugly couch.
Very, very ugly.
And probably smelly.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 7:58pm

Roxy, you strike me as the kind of person who would deliberately walk into someone's living room and flatulate into the furniture. That's not civilized behavior and it's a total gross out.

Remind me never to invite you to my home.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 8:01pm

Of course that ugly sofa was smelly. If you had all those strange people sitting on you, you'd be ugly and smelly, too!