similar topic, but whenever i see a show (no matter how old it is) someone around me HAS to be a talker. Even if its a dumb highschool production: talky talky talky.
Poppins: father explaining the plot to his kids. WTF.
Wicked: people behind me NOT KNOWING WHAT THE SHOW WAS ABOUT, and discussing it. To these people I turned around and said *I paid 100 bux for these people to talk, not you. Thank you.*
Spelling Bee: Old ladies with constant commentary on how cute the boys were. WTF?
high school production of Guys and Dolls: "Isn't sarah great?" No, your daughter is not great. She can't sing that is why she is in the transition chorus, only put in the scene to move furniture while singing. Plus, she is wearing a poodle skirt, which you probably made, in GUYS AND DOLLS. Go home lady.
I have more, but those are the best.
"Don't worry, it should never be seen. It's comparable to Britney's hoo-ha." - being.jeremiah in response to the High School Musical 2 logo
"You look fantastic, all you need are high heels, cake and a dream." - Amneris