"YOUNG GAY MAN DIES IN THEATER DUE TO SHEER ECSTASY!" Followed by the headline:
"BUT IS REVIVED WHEN CAST MEMBER MICHAEL ARDEN DOES C.P.R." :)
I'm sorry, I'm not the drunk who starts grabbing people's business after four Midori sours! LOL! Listen, I'm a happy drunk. Besides, what's a little feeling up between friends? :P
"... Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth.
Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt. Still a little hard to say what's going on..." Damien Rice