Fran Tarkenton, Louise Mandrell, pre-facelift Bruce Jenner,
Dr. Joyce Brothers, Morgan Brittany, The Morty Gringorten Puppets, Meadowlark Lemon, the tiny bones of Herve Villechaize, KISS,
and Shamu with power bottom Joey Stefano.
Don't ask Shamu to sign. She's a diva.
You're hurt and you're scared because you doubt your own artistic ability.