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MY production of Xanadu will feature full frontal nudity and a gruesome death scene for Danny McGuire. The ending will feature the muses singing the title song while cannibalizing the corpse. Art is more than words on paper, people!

Matt, haven't you learned by now that hotel guests in NYC are among the stupidest people in the world??? I mean, they still think Mamma Mia is a great show, even when they have SEEN IT.

“I told them to go measure their past year,” she said. “They found all sorts of cool ways to do it. There’s a Facebook app that will let you view all your statuses for the past year. And it’s amazing – can you imagine how many statuses you have in a year and what that would bring up for you in terms of how your life had traveled?” OMG she basically is the reincarnation of Jonathan Larson! Do you think she'll sign my RENT cow plush?!

Hey everybody, I'm not usually one for shameless self-promotion, but I am producing a benefit concert called BROADWAY GOES TO THE DOGS, March 10th at the Triad Theatre, to benefit "Friends of Animal Rescue". We have a GREAT lineup booked including: • Nellie McKay (THREEPENNY OPERA) • Hunter Ryan Herdlicka (A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC) • Derek St. Pierre (ROCK OF AGES) • Michele Mais (ROCK OF AGES) • Stephen Wallem (“Nurse Jackie”) • Kevin Meaney (HAIRSPRAY) • Annie Golden (Hair, THE FULL MONTY) • Le...

The Miracle Worker: Turn On The Lights

How strange that a rock star who has never acted in anything in her life would have a few hiccups the night of her Broadway debut... the audience LOVED her and got to see a legend onstage. The cries of "We love you, Melissa" were clearly from her fans and, while they were rude and inappropriate, you cannot blame Melissa for that. Don't worry, your beloved rock star will be back in the show in a week.

She was AMAZING. Show is pretty awful though..

If that Rock Of Ages thing isn't true, the Hayes would be a great place for this to transfer to.

I was there as well. Dan Lauria, Judith Light, and Halle Berry were in the Orchestra. I don't think I've ever seen a non-closing, non-opening night curtain call last that long. The fact that this is closing just shows that Broadway has gone up **** creek. Also, 90 percent sure the guy throwing roses was John Kander.

Fran Tarkenton, Louise Mandrell, pre-facelift Bruce Jenner, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Morgan Brittany, The Morty Gringorten Puppets, Meadowlark Lemon, the tiny bones of Herve Villechaize, KISS, and Shamu with power bottom Joey Stefano. Don't ask Shamu to sign. She's a diva.

BWW inbox is being bitchy, email me at hkbrandon@yahoo.com if you still have em

i'll take em

BEST MUSICAL Billy Elliot BEST REVIVAL OF A MUSICAL The Pajama Game BEST DIRECTOR OF A MUSICAL Bartlett Sher, South Pacific BEST LEADING ACTOR IN A MUSICAL Norbert Leo Butz, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels BEST LEADING ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL Patti LuPone, Gypsy BEST FEATURED ACTOR IN A MUSICAL Dan Fogler, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee BEST FEATURED ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL Beth Leavel, The Drowsy Chaperone BEST BOOK The Drowsy Chaperone BEST SCORE Next to Normal BEST CHOREOGRAPHY La Cage Aux F...

YEAH!!! James Carpinello rocks my socks. Best Sonny Malone ever!!!

Seen it 8 times she's been there every time but once. Her understudy, however, was AMAZING

My favorite "bad" show BKLYN: The Musical. Brooklyn: Diana Degarmo Street Singer: Michael McElroy Taylor Collins: Will Chase Paradice: Melba Moore Faith: Kerry Butler

Not a personal attack on anyone, simply an observation

I really really hate to have to play "devil's advocate", but some things have to be said. Shows close. All shows. No show runs forever. This show overcame a lot to make it as long as it did. For people to say the producers don't care about the fans simply shows how much they know these producers. These guys are all first-time Broadway producers. I have had the pleasure of meeting and, for a short time, working with all of them. They truly do care about the fans, and to have this garbage sprea...

Between this and RENT, my heart hurts. It's been a good run and I'll always have nothing but fond memories.

WONDERFALLS: Jaye Tyler: Laura Benanti Sharon Tyler: Katie Finneran Mahandra: Kenita Miller Eric: James Carpinello Aaron Tyler: Curtis Holbrook Darrin Tyler: Stephen Spinella Karen Tyler: EBERSOLE OMG! with Raul Esparza as the Mouthbreather and Kerry Butler as the Heidi- ho