I didn't post one. I don't like posting reviews on a show way after it's opened.
I thought the show was okay. Not as dark as it should have been. They claimed to not sugar coat it, but it was entirely sugar coated. They made the bird lady sound like Mrs. Potts and took the dark mystery and gritty reality of London and made it like Disneyland. Without the juxtaposition of Mary's magic against the backdrop of the harsh reality of London, the story is less magical - that's why the film succeeded so brilliantly.
The dancing statues and other lame elements totally made me want to wring the creative team's necks. What a stupid idea. It couldn't be taken seriously.
The choreography never grows to more than just pedestrian, especially during "Super..." and "Step in Time." They relied on cheap "flying" gimmicks to mask the adequate nature of the choreography.
Gavin Lee was quite winning (though nothing revelatory) and Ashley Brown was - though one-note, just as winning. You can't blame the girl for not being totally brilliant - her material is confining and she has absolutely impossible shoes to fill.
I thought Rebecca Luker and Daniel Jenkins were the true stars of the show, besides the set.
It was't a travesty - it was quite enjoyable - but it's nothing great, and probably doesn't deserve the Best Musical nomination that it got.
And don't even get me started on the awful "Anything Can Happen" finale.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson