BROADWAY BARES '07
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#150re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 11:52am
Don't forget that bit where Kritz ays "If I open your box, won't evil spirts be released to terrorize the world?" and Harvey replies "Please. George Bush won two consecutive elections. NOTHING in this box could be worse than that."
Bebe Neuworths comment about being a god.. in New York.. was great.
#151re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 11:55amFor those of us who couldn't attend, does anyone have a list of dancers who participated?
#152re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 11:58am
Here's a link with many pics.
Broadway BARES
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#153re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 11:58amDottie, there were about 220 dancers.. plus all of the go-go dancers (Marty Thomas included) and cocktail/change servers......
#154re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 11:58am
OMG...laughing out loud at that one. Guess that was from the midnight show. Same scene at the 9:30- Leslie's response was "Well I auditioned for Arthur Lawrence once, so yeah." I guess I have to have my disco nap next year and see the late show!
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#155re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 12:01pm
action, when she said it, she ended it by picking hairs out of her teeth and off her tongue. It was priceless.
I seem to recall saying "me too" or something to that effect after.
I was a bit hypnotized and disttracted by then.
#156re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 2:02pmI heard Harvey, Kritzer and Daphne were beyond fabulous!
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#158re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 4:10pm
I thought Daphne, as always, was a trainwreck. She looked like she O.D>ed before the show and her voice sounded like it as well.
#159re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 4:22pm
daphne sang as she always does and you either love her or hate her. i love her.
she was almost kicked in the head by one of the guys doing acrobatic shtuff in the air, and later she got picked up and carried into the air by one of them which got a huge applause.
#160re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 6:30pmIs anyone else having trouble viewing the Photo Coverage pics that BWW posted?
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#161re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 6:35pmNo, I saw them with no problem.
#162re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 6:42pm
I spied pirate booty just fine LOL
There are also some pics on theatermania.
#163re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 6:54pmButt pirate? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#164re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 7:36pmYay for glorified stripping. But, at least the money goes to BCEFA...
#165re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 7:57pm
So I've seen pictures or heard of what most people that were advertised to be performing did in this years bares but I haven't heard or seen anything about Laura Bell Bundy or Ashley Brown did they do anything?
Also did any of the SA cast participate?
#166re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:03pm
Ashley Brown was a Siren, and she dropped the c-bomb (at least I'm pretty sure she was the Siren that did that)...after the Hasselback joke and David Hyde/Bebe that was possibly my fav line of the night. Oh I am so easily amused.
My throat hurts right now from screaming so much last night.
#167re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:29pm
Lara Bell Bundy was also a siren, but I think just for the first show.
And yes, Mary Poppins said C*nt.
In the most delightful way.
Updated On: 6/18/07 at 08:29 PM
#168re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:32pm
Lara Bell Bundy was also a siren, but I think just for the first show.
Yeah. At the end of the first show when everyone came out on stage to be thanked, they said Laura Bell Bundy had already left and was on her way to (Philadelphia? I forget where.) to do promotion for Legally Blonde.
#169re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:32pmthats odd, I wonder why she only did the first show. Do lots of performers do only one show?
#170re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:35pm
And yes, Mary Poppins said C*nt.
It was hilarious and yet traumatizing at the same time! :)
Annaleigh was the Blonde siren for the midnight show, in Laura Bell's place.
#171re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/18/07 at 8:43pmI definitely would not have mind to see more of Nick Adams... that boy is just too yummy. if he were a little more butch, he'd be the perfect man!
#172re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/19/07 at 3:18am
Does anyone have anything to say about the purpose and intent of the event rather than the claims of seeing the men's appendages?
How about the fact that over $700,000 was raised for BCEFA?!?!?!?
#173re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/19/07 at 7:30amI love him, but Chris Sieber really needs to hit the gym and lay off the carbs.
#174re: BROADWAY BARES '07
Posted: 6/19/07 at 7:51am
Oh, papa! I'm totally loving Chris' big daddy bear gut.
More pictures, bitches. The Best Bares Ever.
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