BROADWAY BARES '07 — Page 5

#101

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 5/26/07 at 11:02pm

Thanks, Marona. I'll be just shy of 21, about a week, and am one of the maybe two people in NYC who didn't buy a fake ID when they got here; I am by no means a child. It sounds like a lot of fun- and we all know DVDs fall flat. :)

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#102

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 5/26/07 at 11:12pm

If You go to BCEFA,Org you can got to the Strip-a-thon, pledge and see pics of some of the Dancers.

#103

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 5/26/07 at 11:42pm

aside from the poster they have on bcefa.org Nick Adams has a picture of him in Satyr get-up which is really hot. it's small but great. (and the other pics aren't too bad either :) hah)
here

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#104

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 5/27/07 at 12:33am

christopher J. Hanke.

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#105

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 5/27/07 at 12:47am

i'd like to see Norms.... "lewis" :)

#106

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/1/07 at 3:20pm

https://www.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=18884

#107

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/1/07 at 3:25pm

WOW!
MARY POPPINS stripping!

Walt is turning over in his freezer.

#108

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/4/07 at 2:36pm

OK - Let me get this straight. Some of the women they're having will include hotties Ashley Browne, Laura Bell Bundy & Leslie Kritzer. And for the guys they've got Harvey Firestein, David Hyde Pierce & Martin Short????? Just what we want to see is those 3 guys doing "The Full Monty" - lol

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#109

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/4/07 at 3:08pm

Don't worry, there will be over 150 Hot Male Broadway Dancers to oogle over.

#110

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:07am

wait, so at this event, the broadway stars actually strip naked?

#111

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:12am

usually not all the way, no.

#112

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:13am

Yes. And then they all have massive orgies and it all concludes in a rather titillating version of ROSE'S TURN with everyone (and everything) giving a standing ovation.


Seriously: They mostly strip down to pasties on the nipples and cloths on the "down-there-bits." Nothing most of the country hasn't seen at a Superbowl halftime show...or on the new Disney and Nickelodeon networks. Honestly, whatever happened to Eureka's Castle?

#113

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:18am

Eureka got a boob job and went into the Nickelodeon Cartoon Protection Program.

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#114

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:39am

"wait, so at this event, the broadway stars actually strip naked? - bwayboy"

"usually not all the way, no" - catsny.

Again, not entirely true. As per my post on the previous page, the men, very often, in fact, more often than not, strip totally naked. They simply depend on a prop, or a light cue, or sometimes simply turning their backs as they remove the final bit of clothing from their bodies (which in this venue, for all intents and purposes, is the equivilent of a money shot), to keep their genitalia out of view....as much as they can. Plenty of evidence on "the site that must not be named" that some men have more trouble doing that than others.

Women, on the other hand, I have never seen go bottomless...but it is not uncommon for pasties to be lost.

Updated On: 6/5/07 at 12:39 AM

#115

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:41am

Well, covering your privies is not naked at all. It's swimming.

#116

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:43am

If you can feel the breeze on your balls, babe? You're naked.

#117

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 12:50am

Have you never worn speedos?

#118

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 1:20am

*snerk*

Me wear Speedos? With alarming frequency, I'm afraid, BSoBW2. And I have yet to feel the breeze on my balls whilst wearing them (Speedos being a trifle confining, if for no other reason).

My point is, and anyone who's seen more than two of these shows (of which there must be dozens on this board) will bear me out, is that, yes, the guys go totally, absolutely naked, more often than not. They're not any less naked simply because you can't see their privates. They're still swinging in the breeze...

#119

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 1:27am

I suppose then, yes they do get fully naked, but if you can't see anything and they depend on a prop, or a light cue then there is no intended full frontal nudity. yes?

#120

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 1:54am

If you can't see anything, then it doesn't count. I can "not see anything" for free at home, sitting on my bed, eating ice cream, and getting fatter than a hippo.

Done and done.

#121

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 2:45am

"I suppose then, yes they do get fully naked, but if you can't see anything and they depend on a prop, or a light cue then there is no intended full frontal nudity. yes?" Absolutely correct, CATSNY.

"If you can't see anything, then it doesn't count. I can "not see anything" for free at home, sitting on my bed, eating ice cream, and getting fatter than a hippo.

Done and done".

It may not count for you, BSoBW2, but it won't make them feel any less naked onstage. We'll miss you. Hope you change your mind. You can sit on your bed, eat ice cream, and get fat any night. You're holding out just for that one body part? You're missing out on the gyrating and all the rest of their sexy physiques...plus, you never know, props can slip, light cues fail....it's happened before.

Updated On: 6/5/07 at 02:45 AM

#122

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 9:26am

Why bother? Just go see Naked Boys Singing - I hear they have a new cast. There's a discount code somewhere for $25 tickets, too.

#123

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 11:11am

"It may not count for you, BSoBW2, but it won't make them feel any less naked onstage. We'll miss you. Hope you change your mind. You can sit on your bed, eat ice cream, and get fat any night."

Oh, and I do. Which explains why I'm so languid everyday.

But I've had my share of nudity for the year. I'm all nakeded out for now.

#124

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 4:12pm

As I said, we'll miss you...

"Why bother? Just go see Naked Boys Singing - I hear they have a new cast. There's a discount code somewhere for $25 tickets, too."

Aw, hell....that's an easy one, RainbowHigh (love your icon - a Russian Blue?). Bother because it's good dirty fun for a good cause. And it's cheap. And it's a one night only event, never to be seen again.

So, sure, go see Naked Boys Singing. Just not that night.

#125

re: BROADWAY BARES '07

Posted: 6/5/07 at 5:10pm

Harvey said on his myspace that he's playing Pandora. So that should be a hoot.

:)

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