I have the full schedule here:
1pm - 1:25pm - Hemming & hawing. Will I go? Will I stay home?
1:25 - 1:35pm - last-minute bathroom break
1:35 - 1:55pm - surf BWW to see who else is really going.
1:55 - 2:30pm - arrive at the hotel.
2:30 - 2:55pm - preliminary bitch session & introductory apologies for things that were said online, hiding behind screen names and avs.
3pm - muscle tells everyone to get the hell out and head for the park
3:15pm - 4pm - gossip session about everyone on BWW who didn't show up to the picnic.
4pm - muscle leaves for gym.
4:05pm - 4:20pm - everyone gossips about muscle
4:25pm - Jordan shows up dizzy after his colonic.
4:30 - 5pm - second bitch session
5:05pm - everyone races home to check BWW to see what others are saying about them.
THE END.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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