TomMonster, This is even before my time but it fits your M.O
I loves you Porgy Don't let him take me Don't let him handle me with his hot hands If you can keep me I wants to stay With you forever. I've got my man
Why did I listen to that crook? A little bribing cash is all it really took. That's how that craven toilet maven made me cave in. I'm a shnook. Why did I listen to that crook?
And there are so many other great lyrics from URINETOWN also...
Itty Bitty Geisha?
Toyland?
Gypsy Pasadoble?
Just a few popular favorites...
ya i agree with the people that say it should be your favorite cause there are so many different types of musicalss so there couldnt really be THE BEST everr ..
"See the moon slink down in the sky, darling Let your fantasies fly, darling Life is cold, and the game is old Just see how virtue repays you You turn and someone betrays you Betray him first And the game's reversed!" and pretty much the rest of The Riddle from the Scarlet Pimpernel, but these lines just plain ROCK!!!
"Movies will make you famous; Television will make you rich; But theatre will make you good." -Terrence Mann
Of course there are tons. I can't pick less than five. (All five are from my top five favorite lyricists).
Fred Ebb: "Cheif Cook and Bottle Washer" from The Rink
Sondheim: Mama said "Darling, mustn't be blue." "It's not only do what you like as it is that you like what you do." (Or if we're looking for an entire song, "I'm Still Here")
Hammerstein: "Soliloquy" (Can't get much better)
Ashman: "Proud of Your Boy"
Yeston: "Simple" (Just simplistic, beautiful and touching. It's hard to pick something by Mr. Yeston and my opinion will probably change tomorrow, but I think that might be his best.)
Again, it's so hard to pick one. I had to pick five. (and one actual line from a song) Of course, there are dozens of other great ones.