Best Broadway Quote- Page 3

[muscle23ftl]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:42am

"Shut up Im rich not some platinum blond bitch"-Sunset Blvd.-

[jollipops]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:06am

hee hee... 'bright??? she's phosphorescant!' - WICKED...classic

[thetheatrekook]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:13am

the two that have always given me goosebumps...

"I'll pay." - Rent (Benny)
"Take me home, Aida." - Aida (Mereb)

[RockabyeHamlet]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:17am

" Don't be afraid that it wont be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it wont be."- Company

[Greg in Dallas]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 1:02pm

'Screw the middle classes' from Evita

[stylinbohemian]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:17pm

Resently My Favs are :

ASU:
"Quote Shakespeare and Peel Me Like A Banana"
-------
"Real men dont run, they hide, where can I hide"

Hairspray:
"There'll be armed guards"
"With Arms"
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"Make Signs"
"And Put Words on Them!"

Wicked:
"What's in the punch?"
"Lemons, and melons, and pears!"
"Nessarose: Oh my!"

[Aigoo]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:27pm

"I let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!

I was watching him crawl,
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
And the lightning flash!
And- well, that's another story,
Never mind-
Anyway..."



Funny funny funny...

I'll put in my Wicked tribute:

"And for once I'm glad I'm heartless,
I'll be heartless killing her."

Updated On: 8/19/05 at 02:27 PM

[AndiV]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:43pm

at the beginning of Wicked there is a line that goes something like:

"Are people born wicked, or is wickedness thrust upon them?"

not completely accurate, but close...

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:49pm

"Attention must be paid." --Assassins

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 9:10pm

Which is paraphrased from Death of a Salesman

[Harpo]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:08pm

This isn't related to Broadway, but my favorite theater quote is:

"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster"
---Oscar Wilde

[kate2]

Posted: 8/20/05 at 2:18pm

``I dig hot art, and I dig hot women, and when I see a hot woman who digs hot art, I say hotdiggity.' (chad)

``You mostly marry your cousins around here, don't you?'

``that guitar-playing caveman with the libido of an Italian soccer team.' (ms sandra)

ASU

[WcSinger09]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:56am

It's "Come on Ed, we can wrestle around... slap eachothers privates." - Chad

[cubanito2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:05am

My absolute favorite -

"Alone is alone, not alive"
- Company

Gives me chills every time I hear it.

[insertclevernamehere]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:34am

"It was Vaugner!"
-"It was 6 hours long! I don't like to have sex and eat bacon for that long!"~DRS

"And hang out, when did you win the discus? You came in fourth. Out of four. When I won the discus" Pillowman

"I don't drink."
-"Why, did life suddenly get beautiful?" Little Dog Laughed

"You want my word? My word? What kind of negotian ploy is this! What type of mindf*ck is this?! My word? It's the last thing I have. It's the only thing I'll ever have. It's the thing I gave away so long ago I forgot I had it. My word? You're asking a whore for her cherry" Little Dog Laughed

paraphrased because I can't find my copy of Angels in America right now: "That man who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing when he set the word 'free' on a note too high for people to hit."
Wow that's alot.

[Miss Elphaba]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:03am

Ones that always make me smile...

Spamalot:

"Actually sire, I'm Jewish."
"Really?"
"yeah, on my mums side.."
"why didn't you say anything?!"
"Well..it's not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed christan.."
-Spamalot

"Billy put down that phylactery we're episcopalian.."
-Spelling Bee

"I don't cause commotions...i am one."
-Wicked

"Ivy's birthdays in a week, I wanna get her something mad"
"How about a pair of faker boobs, an STD she hasn't had.."

"I wish your pinyata were that big.."
-Bare

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 08:03 AM

[EponineAmneris]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:10am

"To love another person is to see the face of God!" --- LES MIZ


"We'll not discriminate great from small.
No we'll serve anyone -
Meaning anyone -
And TO anyone -
At all!"
---Sweeney Todd



"I don't cause commotions... I am one."

"Blonde."
---Wicked



Anything from THE PRODUCERS or INTO THE WOODS. Those two shows NEVER get old

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 08:10 AM

[defyinggravity42694]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:41am

"Bitch I don't know your life!"

-Xanadu The Musical

[BroadwayBelle2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 10:02am

From Mary Poppins:

"When will you learn to look past what you see"

"Anything can happen if you let it"

From Legally Blonde:

"Being true to yourself never goes out of style"

"I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady I've got eyes"

[into_the_woods2]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:41am

INTO THE WOODS:
"Boom...crush!" -witch (eats bug and then walks away)
"We are moving!"-Baker's wife

"I will always love the fair maiden who ran away..."-prince
"And I the faraway prince!"-cinderella

WICKED:
"Well, we can't all just come and go by BUBBLE!"-elphaba

"I wish I could be beautiful for you. You don't have to lie, I know I'm not."-elphaba
"I'm not lying, I'm just looking at things in a different way."-Fiyero

CHICAGO:
"Ooh, I'm a star! And the audience LOVES me. And I love them. And they LOVE me for loving them and i LOVE them for loving me...and we LOVE each other...and that's because none of us got enough lovin' in our childhood. And that's show-biz...KID."-Roxy hart

LES MISERABLES:
"One more day all on my own
One more day with him not caring
Oh, the life I might have known
But he never saw me there!"-Eponine

"Don't they know they're making love to one already dead!"-Fantine

[heathurrr]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:36pm

"I'll be damned if I'm gonna let them sit away their lives like I did. And like you do - with only that calendar to tell you one day is different from the next!" - Rose, Gypsy

[greybaby231]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:22pm

The only one of mine that hasn't already been said.

"Dear God, the new UPS guy is like walking porn."
LB

[fosca3]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:40pm

-- What an unexpected surprise
-- Is there any other kind?
(Urinetown)

That line pops into my head a lot

[SkierRob02]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:25pm

"I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had, someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you" - RENT

"Bitch, I don't know your life." - Xanadu

"You're a hotdog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter" - Rocky Horror

[Theatreboy49]

Posted: 6/6/08 at 4:32pm

I dont know the exact quote but from Ragtime younger brother says something like: "For a many whose traveled so much you know so little. I despise you"

I also love from DRS: Freddy: Dont snore at the opera. Lawrence: It was wagner. Freddy: It was six hours! I dont like to have sex and eat bacon for six hours.

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 04:32 PM