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#51

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:42am

"Shut up Im rich not some platinum blond bitch"-Sunset Blvd.-

"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

#52

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:06am

hee hee... 'bright??? she's phosphorescant!' - WICKED...classic

#53

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:13am

the two that have always given me goosebumps...

"I'll pay." - Rent (Benny)
"Take me home, Aida." - Aida (Mereb)

www.kickfornick.com

#54

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:17am

" Don't be afraid that it wont be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it wont be."- Company

"I wouldn't let Esparza's Bobby take my kids to the zoo...I'd be afraid he'd steal their ice cream and laugh."- YankeeFan
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee

#55

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 1:02pm

'Screw the middle classes' from Evita

#56

Resently My Favs are :

ASU:
"Quote Shakespeare and Peel Me Like A Banana"
-------
"Real men dont run, they hide, where can I hide"

Hairspray:
"There'll be armed guards"
"With Arms"
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"Make Signs"
"And Put Words on Them!"

Wicked:
"What's in the punch?"
"Lemons, and melons, and pears!"
"Nessarose: Oh my!"

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

#57

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:27pm

"I let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!

I was watching him crawl,
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
And the lightning flash!
And- well, that's another story,
Never mind-
Anyway..."

Funny funny funny...

I'll put in my Wicked tribute:

"And for once I'm glad I'm heartless,
I'll be heartless killing her."

This is my signature.

Updated On: 8/19/05 at 02:27 PM

#58

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:43pm

at the beginning of Wicked there is a line that goes something like:

"Are people born wicked, or is wickedness thrust upon them?"

not completely accurate, but close...

So long status quo/ I think I just let go/ You make me want to be/ BRAVE

#59

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:49pm

"Attention must be paid." --Assassins

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#60

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 9:10pm

Which is paraphrased from Death of a Salesman

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

#61

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:08pm

This isn't related to Broadway, but my favorite theater quote is:

"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster"
---Oscar Wilde

#62

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 8/20/05 at 2:18pm

``I dig hot art, and I dig hot women, and when I see a hot woman who digs hot art, I say hotdiggity.' (chad)

``You mostly marry your cousins around here, don't you?'

``that guitar-playing caveman with the libido of an Italian soccer team.' (ms sandra)

ASU

#63

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:56am

It's "Come on Ed, we can wrestle around... slap eachothers privates." - Chad

#64

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:05am

My absolute favorite -

"Alone is alone, not alive"
- Company

Gives me chills every time I hear it.

#65

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:34am

"It was Vaugner!"
-"It was 6 hours long! I don't like to have sex and eat bacon for that long!"~DRS

"And hang out, when did you win the discus? You came in fourth. Out of four. When I won the discus" Pillowman

"I don't drink."
-"Why, did life suddenly get beautiful?" Little Dog Laughed

"You want my word? My word? What kind of negotian ploy is this! What type of mindf*ck is this?! My word? It's the last thing I have. It's the only thing I'll ever have. It's the thing I gave away so long ago I forgot I had it. My word? You're asking a whore for her cherry" Little Dog Laughed

paraphrased because I can't find my copy of Angels in America right now: "That man who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing when he set the word 'free' on a note too high for people to hit."
Wow that's alot.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention...I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop.

#66

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:03am

Ones that always make me smile...

Spamalot:

"Actually sire, I'm Jewish."
"Really?"
"yeah, on my mums side.."
"why didn't you say anything?!"
"Well..it's not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed christan.."
-Spamalot

"Billy put down that phylactery we're episcopalian.."
-Spelling Bee

"I don't cause commotions...i am one."
-Wicked

"Ivy's birthdays in a week, I wanna get her something mad"
"How about a pair of faker boobs, an STD she hasn't had.."

"I wish your pinyata were that big.."
-Bare

"I trained as a classical actor at Juilliard. I jump at the opportunity to do classical text...But I never in a million years guessed I'd get to play Juliet!"- Michael Arden

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 08:03 AM

#67

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:10am

"To love another person is to see the face of God!" --- LES MIZ

"We'll not discriminate great from small.
No we'll serve anyone -
Meaning anyone -
And TO anyone -
At all!"
---Sweeney Todd

"I don't cause commotions... I am one."

"Blonde."
---Wicked

Anything from THE PRODUCERS or INTO THE WOODS. Those two shows NEVER get old

"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 08:10 AM

#68

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:41am

"Bitch I don't know your life!"

-Xanadu The Musical

Goodbye

#69

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 10:02am

From Mary Poppins:

"When will you learn to look past what you see"

"Anything can happen if you let it"

From Legally Blonde:

"Being true to yourself never goes out of style"

"I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady I've got eyes"

#70

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:41am

INTO THE WOODS:
"Boom...crush!" -witch (eats bug and then walks away)
"We are moving!"-Baker's wife

"I will always love the fair maiden who ran away..."-prince
"And I the faraway prince!"-cinderella

WICKED:
"Well, we can't all just come and go by BUBBLE!"-elphaba

"I wish I could be beautiful for you. You don't have to lie, I know I'm not."-elphaba
"I'm not lying, I'm just looking at things in a different way."-Fiyero

CHICAGO:
"Ooh, I'm a star! And the audience LOVES me. And I love them. And they LOVE me for loving them and i LOVE them for loving me...and we LOVE each other...and that's because none of us got enough lovin' in our childhood. And that's show-biz...KID."-Roxy hart

LES MISERABLES:
"One more day all on my own
One more day with him not caring
Oh, the life I might have known
But he never saw me there!"-Eponine

"Don't they know they're making love to one already dead!"-Fantine

"The good news is I have an excellent Tony speech. The bad news is I've had it for forty-five years."-Elaine Stritch

#71

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:36pm

"I'll be damned if I'm gonna let them sit away their lives like I did. And like you do - with only that calendar to tell you one day is different from the next!" - Rose, Gypsy

"As we all should probably have learned by now, to be a Stephen Sondheim fan is to have one's heart broken at regular intervals" - Frank Rich

Dearest, how can this be so? You were dead, you know. - Candide

Oh my god, this show has everything! Half naked guys and girl on girl action! - [title of show]

(My avatar? Why, yes! That is Laura Benanti making out with a chick!)

#72

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:22pm

The only one of mine that hasn't already been said.

"Dear God, the new UPS guy is like walking porn."
LB

#73

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:40pm

-- What an unexpected surprise
-- Is there any other kind?
(Urinetown)

That line pops into my head a lot

You don't go to the dragon without a present - Mark Rylance

#74

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:25pm

"I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had, someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you" - RENT

"Bitch, I don't know your life." - Xanadu

"You're a hotdog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter" - Rocky Horror

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

#75

re: Best Broadway Quote

Posted: 6/6/08 at 4:32pm

I dont know the exact quote but from Ragtime younger brother says something like: "For a many whose traveled so much you know so little. I despise you"

I also love from DRS: Freddy: Dont snore at the opera. Lawrence: It was wagner. Freddy: It was six hours! I dont like to have sex and eat bacon for six hours.

<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado

Updated On: 6/6/08 at 04:32 PM

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