Best Broadway Quote
re: Best Broadway Quote#50
Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:42am"Shut up Im rich not some platinum blond bitch"-Sunset Blvd.-
re: Best Broadway Quote#51
Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:06amhee hee... 'bright??? she's phosphorescant!' - WICKED...classic
re: Best Broadway Quote#52
Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:13am
the two that have always given me goosebumps...
"I'll pay." - Rent (Benny)
"Take me home, Aida." - Aida (Mereb)
re: Best Broadway Quote#53
Posted: 8/19/05 at 7:17am" Don't be afraid that it wont be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it wont be."- Company
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
re: Best Broadway Quote#55
Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:17pm
Resently My Favs are :
ASU:
"Quote Shakespeare and Peel Me Like A Banana"
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"Real men dont run, they hide, where can I hide"
Hairspray:
"There'll be armed guards"
"With Arms"
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"Make Signs"
"And Put Words on Them!"
Wicked:
"What's in the punch?"
"Lemons, and melons, and pears!"
"Nessarose: Oh my!"
re: Best Broadway Quote#56
Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:27pm
"I let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!
I was watching him crawl,
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
And the lightning flash!
And- well, that's another story,
Never mind-
Anyway..."
Funny funny funny...
I'll put in my Wicked tribute:
"And for once I'm glad I'm heartless,
I'll be heartless killing her."
re: Best Broadway Quote#57
Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:43pm
at the beginning of Wicked there is a line that goes something like:
"Are people born wicked, or is wickedness thrust upon them?"
not completely accurate, but close...
re: Best Broadway Quote#58
Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:49pm"Attention must be paid." --Assassins
re: Best Broadway Quote#59
Posted: 8/19/05 at 9:10pmWhich is paraphrased from Death of a Salesman
re: Best Broadway Quote#60
Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:08pm
This isn't related to Broadway, but my favorite theater quote is:
"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster"
---Oscar Wilde
re: Best Broadway Quote#61
Posted: 8/20/05 at 2:18pm
``I dig hot art, and I dig hot women, and when I see a hot woman who digs hot art, I say hotdiggity.' (chad)
``You mostly marry your cousins around here, don't you?'
``that guitar-playing caveman with the libido of an Italian soccer team.' (ms sandra)
ASU
re: Best Broadway Quote#62
Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:56amIt's "Come on Ed, we can wrestle around... slap eachothers privates." - Chad
re: Best Broadway Quote#63
Posted: 6/6/08 at 1:05am
My absolute favorite -
"Alone is alone, not alive"
- Company
Gives me chills every time I hear it.
re: Best Broadway Quote#64
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:34am
"It was Vaugner!"
-"It was 6 hours long! I don't like to have sex and eat bacon for that long!"~DRS
"And hang out, when did you win the discus? You came in fourth. Out of four. When I won the discus" Pillowman
"I don't drink."
-"Why, did life suddenly get beautiful?" Little Dog Laughed
"You want my word? My word? What kind of negotian ploy is this! What type of mindf*ck is this?! My word? It's the last thing I have. It's the only thing I'll ever have. It's the thing I gave away so long ago I forgot I had it. My word? You're asking a whore for her cherry" Little Dog Laughed
paraphrased because I can't find my copy of Angels in America right now: "That man who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing when he set the word 'free' on a note too high for people to hit."
Wow that's alot.
re: Best Broadway Quote#65
Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:03am
Ones that always make me smile...
Spamalot:
"Actually sire, I'm Jewish."
"Really?"
"yeah, on my mums side.."
"why didn't you say anything?!"
"Well..it's not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed christan.."
-Spamalot
"Billy put down that phylactery we're episcopalian.."
-Spelling Bee
"I don't cause commotions...i am one."
-Wicked
"Ivy's birthdays in a week, I wanna get her something mad"
"How about a pair of faker boobs, an STD she hasn't had.."
"I wish your pinyata were that big.."
-Bare
re: Best Broadway Quote#66
Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:10am
"To love another person is to see the face of God!" --- LES MIZ
"We'll not discriminate great from small.
No we'll serve anyone -
Meaning anyone -
And TO anyone -
At all!"
---Sweeney Todd
"I don't cause commotions... I am one."
"Blonde."
---Wicked
Anything from THE PRODUCERS or INTO THE WOODS. Those two shows NEVER get old
re: Best Broadway Quote#67
Posted: 6/6/08 at 8:41am
"Bitch I don't know your life!"
-Xanadu The Musical
re: Best Broadway Quote#68
Posted: 6/6/08 at 10:02am
From Mary Poppins:
"When will you learn to look past what you see"
"Anything can happen if you let it"
From Legally Blonde:
"Being true to yourself never goes out of style"
"I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady I've got eyes"
re: Best Broadway Quote#69
Posted: 6/6/08 at 11:41am
INTO THE WOODS:
"Boom...crush!" -witch (eats bug and then walks away)
"We are moving!"-Baker's wife
"I will always love the fair maiden who ran away..."-prince
"And I the faraway prince!"-cinderella
WICKED:
"Well, we can't all just come and go by BUBBLE!"-elphaba
"I wish I could be beautiful for you. You don't have to lie, I know I'm not."-elphaba
"I'm not lying, I'm just looking at things in a different way."-Fiyero
CHICAGO:
"Ooh, I'm a star! And the audience LOVES me. And I love them. And they LOVE me for loving them and i LOVE them for loving me...and we LOVE each other...and that's because none of us got enough lovin' in our childhood. And that's show-biz...KID."-Roxy hart
LES MISERABLES:
"One more day all on my own
One more day with him not caring
Oh, the life I might have known
But he never saw me there!"-Eponine
"Don't they know they're making love to one already dead!"-Fantine
re: Best Broadway Quote#70
Posted: 6/6/08 at 12:36pm
"I'll be damned if I'm gonna let them sit away their lives like I did. And like you do - with only that calendar to tell you one day is different from the next!" - Rose, Gypsy
Dearest, how can this be so? You were dead, you know. - Candide
Oh my god, this show has everything! Half naked guys and girl on girl action! - [title of show]
(My avatar? Why, yes! That is Laura Benanti making out with a chick!)
re: Best Broadway Quote#71
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:22pm
The only one of mine that hasn't already been said.
"Dear God, the new UPS guy is like walking porn."
LB
re: Best Broadway Quote#73
Posted: 6/6/08 at 2:40pm
-- What an unexpected surprise
-- Is there any other kind?
(Urinetown)
That line pops into my head a lot
re: Best Broadway Quote#74
Posted: 6/6/08 at 3:25pm
"I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had, someone to live for, unafraid to say I love you" - RENT
"Bitch, I don't know your life." - Xanadu
"You're a hotdog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter" - Rocky Horror
re: Best Broadway Quote#75
Posted: 6/6/08 at 4:32pm
I dont know the exact quote but from Ragtime younger brother says something like: "For a many whose traveled so much you know so little. I despise you"
I also love from DRS: Freddy: Dont snore at the opera. Lawrence: It was wagner. Freddy: It was six hours! I dont like to have sex and eat bacon for six hours.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
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