Best: I know people value the Booth for its intimacy, but it's never been my favorite. The sightlines are terrible unless you're sitting dead-center, and there always seems to be a lot of street noise. The Music Box and the Belasco have the best combination of everything as far as I'm concerned.
Worst: Studio 54. Terrible acoustics, horribly uncomfortable seats, and anything past the sixth or seventh row of the orchestra feels very far away from the stage. Sitting in the rear mezz is akin to trying to watch television through the window of the apartment across the street.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body