Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes

The show had so many amazing and quotable one liners...which were your favorite?
I like the joke where it's like whats the difference between George Washington and a homosexual indian? I wouldn't hesitate killing either one! (or something to that effect.)

Also. JOHN QUINCY ADAMS!!!

"I'm Andrew F*cking Jackson!"

"Direct Democracy directly applied is totes lame"

"What's with the baby?"

"You're so ANGRY..."

AJ- "Do you still bleed yourself?"
R- "Why yes... as a release... (whilst shuddering) to take away the pain..."

"I didn't leave my husband, and risk people calling me a whore, to enter an even more ****ed up relationship with you!"

"Bottoms, yea!"

"Why look, the broth from ox tail has made a very fine stew! It will keep us fed heartily (over dramatic:) as the cold winds blow over the Tennessee hills!"
"Ah Elizabeth, what wedded bliss it is to be wedded to you..."
"Huzzah, your shoes have been cobbled!"

"OMG, my face is literally melting off into my hands right now!"

"We want to **** you!!! Oh, and also: we hate the tariff..."

"You speak Spanish?"
"I also have several form of hepatitis"

"I'M THE PRESIDENT... omg I never win anything..."

The entire "I'd like to tell you how I'm feeling" monologue

"Your musket, and your weasel coat sir!"

"You can't shoot history in the neck"

And the list. goes. ON!

"Eat a d*ck, you weasel-wearing f*ck!"

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"Dreamcatchers are mystical!"

"Did you know that John Calhoun rapes little children? He rapes the crippled ones twice!"

Or something similar to that.

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My favorite moment in the show is mostly unquotable. It's Van Buren's lengthy and ridiculous moment in the second Washington scene (usually containing an ad-lib, it was often "Off with his head!" off-Broadway, at the Broadway performance I attended it was, "Send him to Siberia!")

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"I don't care if there's no intermission. Let's leave."

I can't help but notice that you have gone from liking the show, to being disappointed with the show, to apparently outright hating the show.

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Why are people always shocked when someone actually remembers what they post on here?

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My problem with "John Quincy Adams" is that it's a direct rip-off of "Matt Damon" from Team America: World Police.

And the references to other works don't end there, unfortunately.
Matt Damon in Team America

Yes.

How was Team America a rip-off of South Park anyway? Is it just because both were created by the same people?

Ohhh. That was unclear to me.

So I guess you mean "Matt Damon" was a rip-off of "TIMMY!"? B/c yeah, I guess you would be right.

But that forgivable, in my eyes, since it's coming from the same creator. I just felt the "John Quincy Adams" line owed everything to Team America or South Park, whatever. And that's the one moment in the show I keep hearing people singling out as their favorite.

Oh well. I'm not going to try to hide the fact that I absolutely hated BBAJ... b/c I did... hate it... very much so. I also just think a lot of the humor was borrowed.