Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes
Broadway Star Joined: 6/5/07
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#1
Posted: 9/29/10 at 3:13pm
The show had so many amazing and quotable one liners...which were your favorite?
I like the joke where it's like whats the difference between George Washington and a homosexual indian? I wouldn't hesitate killing either one! (or something to that effect.)
Also. JOHN QUINCY ADAMS!!!
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#2
Posted: 9/29/10 at 3:16pm"I thought it would be better." - Exiting audience member
Joined: 12/31/69
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#3
Posted: 10/1/10 at 8:26pmI wish I could quote something, but a lot of it was unmemorable. Especially the music and songs. wah wah.
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#4
Posted: 10/1/10 at 8:55pm
"Direct Democracy directly applied is totes lame"
"What's with the baby?"
"You're so ANGRY..."
AJ- "Do you still bleed yourself?"
R- "Why yes... as a release... (whilst shuddering) to take away the pain..."
"I didn't leave my husband, and risk people calling me a whore, to enter an even more ****ed up relationship with you!"
"Bottoms, yea!"
"Why look, the broth from ox tail has made a very fine stew! It will keep us fed heartily (over dramatic:) as the cold winds blow over the Tennessee hills!"
"Ah Elizabeth, what wedded bliss it is to be wedded to you..."
"Huzzah, your shoes have been cobbled!"
"OMG, my face is literally melting off into my hands right now!"
"We want to **** you!!! Oh, and also: we hate the tariff..."
"You speak Spanish?"
"I also have several form of hepatitis"
"I'M THE PRESIDENT... omg I never win anything..."
The entire "I'd like to tell you how I'm feeling" monologue
"Your musket, and your weasel coat sir!"
"You can't shoot history in the neck"
And the list. goes. ON!
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#5
Posted: 10/2/10 at 1:30amVan Buren, why do you have to be such a MOTHER F*CKER?
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#6
Posted: 10/2/10 at 3:07pm"Eat a d*ck, you weasel-wearing f*ck!"
"Even I think that's hot, and I'm a straight guy. If I ever become gay he is the reason." - Drunk Chita Rivera on Gavin Creel
"Leia947 is my theatre mamma, and I love her for it." - AndAllThatJazz22
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#7
Posted: 10/2/10 at 3:08pm"You can't ask the band, they're not your cabinet!"
Understudy Joined: 4/12/07
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#9
Posted: 10/3/10 at 5:29pm
What was the line about John Calhoun n Cripple people or something?
I need to write a paper on the show for class and need a few exact quotes
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#10
Posted: 10/3/10 at 5:41pm
"Did you know that John Calhoun rapes little children? He rapes the crippled ones twice!"
Or something similar to that.
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#11
Posted: 10/3/10 at 5:52pm
^That's it.
Any other quotes?
How's about:
"Sir, are you divine providence?"
"No sir, I'm Henry Grunnbaum... Will you lead us?!?"
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#12
Posted: 10/4/10 at 12:04amMy favorite moment in the show is mostly unquotable. It's Van Buren's lengthy and ridiculous moment in the second Washington scene (usually containing an ad-lib, it was often "Off with his head!" off-Broadway, at the Broadway performance I attended it was, "Send him to Siberia!")
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#13
Posted: 10/7/10 at 8:43pm
Basically everything out of Jeff Hiller's mouth is quotable.
"Oh my god my face is literally melting off into my hands right now!"
And the fact that they started making shirts that say "Huzzah! Your shoes have been cobbled!" just makes my life.
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#14
Posted: 10/7/10 at 8:46pm"I don't care if there's no intermission. Let's leave."
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#15
Posted: 10/8/10 at 12:20pm
"I hope that cow hanging from the ceiling doesn't fall on us..."
"It's a donkey."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure, I'm sure. I've been looking at it for the last hour. It's so much more interesting than what's happening on stage."
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#16
Posted: 10/8/10 at 12:35pmI can't help but notice that you have gone from liking the show, to being disappointed with the show, to apparently outright hating the show.
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#17
Posted: 10/8/10 at 1:17pm
I'm not sure where you got that idea. I've said I enjoyed it with reservations at the Public, had many more problems at the Jacobs, always like Friedman's work, but feel that the book doesn't match the skill of his score. I don't hate the show at all, but feel that (like [title of show], which bothered me a lot) the move to a commercial venue killed most of what was interesting about it.
As far as this thread goes, I think it's just ridiculous, so I've added some ridiculous "quotes" to keep this foolish thing going (the thing about the donkey was entirely made up, of course). The silly and juvenile book for BBAJ has no lines worth preserving as wit, unless you find things like "You cannot possess Mango" from SNL to be wit worth saving.
I am a bit nonplussed, however, that you're following my reactions to this show in a linear way. Do you work for SpotCo, and have I become a test market for you?
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#18
Posted: 10/8/10 at 1:25pmWhy are people always shocked when someone actually remembers what they post on here?
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#19
Posted: 10/8/10 at 1:35pmOne assumes no one is paying attention to what anyone else says.
Featured Actor Joined: 5/11/04
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#20
Posted: 10/11/10 at 2:53pm
My problem with "John Quincy Adams" is that it's a direct rip-off of "Matt Damon" from Team America: World Police.
And the references to other works don't end there, unfortunately.
Matt Damon in Team America
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#21
Posted: 10/11/10 at 3:02pmSo, John Quincy Adams saying "I'm John Quincy Adams!" twice makes it a rip-off of a joke from Team America (which was a recycled joke from South Park anyway)?
Featured Actor Joined: 5/11/04
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#22
Posted: 10/11/10 at 3:14pm
Yes.
How was Team America a rip-off of South Park anyway? Is it just because both were created by the same people?
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#23
Posted: 10/11/10 at 3:16pmI didn't say Team America was a rip-off of South Park, now did I? I said that the Matt Damon joke was recycled from South Park (which it unarguably is).
Featured Actor Joined: 5/11/04
Blood Bloody Andrew Jackson Quotes#24
Posted: 10/11/10 at 3:26pm
Ohhh. That was unclear to me.
So I guess you mean "Matt Damon" was a rip-off of "TIMMY!"? B/c yeah, I guess you would be right.
But that forgivable, in my eyes, since it's coming from the same creator. I just felt the "John Quincy Adams" line owed everything to Team America or South Park, whatever. And that's the one moment in the show I keep hearing people singling out as their favorite.
Oh well. I'm not going to try to hide the fact that I absolutely hated BBAJ... b/c I did... hate it... very much so. I also just think a lot of the humor was borrowed.
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