Britney on Broadway... — Page 5

#101

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 5:56pm

Who next, Paris Hilton?

Maybe they can change the ending to Paris dying like she did in the HOUSE OF WAX film... Mwuhahahah...

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#102

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:00pm

ljay, I don't quite believe it yet until it's reported by Playbill or Broadway.com or here...I still find it hard to believe they'd cast a 23-year-old as Charity...

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#103

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:02pm

I'll believe it when i see it. This would be so hilarious if all this fuss was made and nothing came of it. I say make Rosie Perez Charity!

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#104

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:03pm

Oh, I know Rath. It's definitely not official. But I believe they are DEFINITELY in talks with Britney.

#105

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:03pm

Aren't there any stars who are even close to the right age who they can exploit?

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#106

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:05pm

Well there were the Melanie Griffith and Gloria Estefan rumors.

#107

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:05pm

Well the original rumors were Gloria Estefan, Melanie Griffith, and Goldie Hawn.

Who all are obviously more age appropiate.

#108

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:06pm

YEs, but it's about the ticket sales. If a fetus sold tickets, they'd cast it.

#109

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:09pm

And the three of them put together wouldn't come close to selling the tix that Britney would.

Sharon Lawrence was mentioned earlier - damn, she'd be great. I know, I know - wouldn't sell tickets.

I'm surprised they haven't cast Rosie.

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Updated On: 11/18/05 at 06:09 PM

#110

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:10pm

Have they been losing money on Charity, and just desperate to make it back in a week?

#111

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:16pm

Awwwww. I want to see the fetus do it.

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#112

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:19pm

please dont let her step foot on a broadway stage, it would only make me hurt myself

#113

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:19pm

Dear god, NO!

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#114

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:20pm

Didn't you all hear? Britney is taking over for Shoshana when she leaves "Wicked"

#115

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:22pm

Well now Shoshana will be the second most untalented person on Broadway.

#116

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:24pm

Okay THAT was funny!

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#117

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:30pm

Britney is not coming back to Off/Broadway...unless to star in "The great american trailer park musical" LOL

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#118

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:30pm

Really? I would have said Stephanie J. Block. I think Shoshana is AMAZING!

#119

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:31pm

Well now Shoshana will be the second most untalented person on Broadway.
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#120

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:32pm

I don't see why people complain about Britney's lack of singing when we all know that Christina isn't a singer by any means. Even if Britney doesn't sing or act the part well, she'll dance a hell of a lot better than Christina. I promise Britney can live up to the original choreography.

Whether you like it or not, the current revival won't get a no-name as the star. Heck, it won't get a big Broadway name in the lead cuz the Weisslers know they need a HUGE name to get them out of this train wreck of a show.

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#121

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:33pm

I would bet Christina has trained in dance just as much as Britney.

Christina trained for over 20 years since she was very little. She might not have danced professionally until Charity. But she is still a dancer.


And comparing Britney's vocals to the vocals of Christina's I heard like 2 weeks ago live. I would say Christina is just as a good vocally.

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 06:33 PM

#122

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:35pm

I know that Britney will be able to handle the choreography better than Christina.

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#123

re: Britney on Broadway...

Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:36pm

That's great. Would you like an award?



Christina is a fantastic actress, and can act circles around Brit.

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 06:36 PM

#124

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:37pm

I'm just saying Britney will be better than Christina.

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#125

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Posted: 11/18/05 at 6:39pm

well...i think ur right tangiani...neither Britney or Christina can sing...anyhow....i doubt they will get Britney to star a show on Broadway, and yes...even tho i dislike Britney and think she should never think about returning to the theatre...the girl is an ok dancer.

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