Britney: Y'all, I jis' saw that thar play, Wicked, and it like, totally changed mah life, y'all! I fel' jis' like that thar green gurl, no one sees the real me! Dido wrote me a song y'all, but no one seemed ta care!
Mah fav'rit thang ta do y'all is like, eat a bag of Cheetos and down a can of Red Bull, and listen to Wicked! Y'all, I luv this play!
Kev says I might have to learn to sing, but what does he know? I've like, duped so many people for the past 5 years and now they're mah fans! I bet I could get someone else ta sang and I could just lip-sync it! What do y'all think I do in mah concerts anyway?
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