I dreamed a show in days gone by
Where all the scenery looked so pretty
I didn't sing one song then die
And all my costumes weren't so gritty
I did a tap dance and I smiled
And pathos wasn't overstated
My lips were red, my hair was styled
I didn't act so constipated.
I dreamed a show in days gone by
Neil Diamond didn't sing my hit-song
A pretty girl they'd glorify
And Act I wasn't so damn long!
"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"