Poor Andrew Lloyd Webber. He just got dumped by Nicole Scherzinger. It's late in coming, but karma's a bitch...is it not? Finally, he gets a taste of what he did to others.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)