No, Jordan, of course an usher wouldn't know if someone had purchased tickets for the second act only, but any time I've asked an usher if I could move seats, they've agreed, asking only that I wait for them to seat me just before the second act, in the event that is the case. They don't allow people to move right after the lights have gone down on the first act as well, in case there are late arrivals.
As regards to your saying that anyone who would purchase tickets for the second act only instead of illegally second-acting is a moron, well, let's just say we have a different set of morals. Of course, that much was clear when you said you'd slap the poligrip out of the mouths of an older person for daring to question you.
When I was younger and broke-er, I second-acted on occasion. Even then I tried to be respectful, seating myself at the last minute in the balcony or off to the side somewhere in a mezz. Now that I'm an adult, I pay for my entertainment. Just because you can rip off the system doesn't mean you should, and someone, maybe a couple, who may be in town for only a night, wanting to be assured of getting a seat and deciding to do the right thing by paying for it is neither a moron nor undeserving of seeing a show. They're patrons of the arts, and their patronage allows people like you to buy the cheap seats and move to better seats, as you so proudly claim, almost every time you are in the Schoenfeld. If everyone felt as entitled as you, Broadway would have died long ago. Someone does have to pay for it. They don't deserve to be called morons for doing that.
Updated On: 3/20/11 at 08:26 PM