Can we stop pretending twink is "arguably the most desirable body type in the gay community"? I remember when they were popular back at the turn of the millennium and during the brief heyday of Queer as Folk. And while there is a sector of gays that find pretty young skinny boys that look barely legal attractive (I have never been attracted to that type), the moniker of "twink" was used to identify them as shallow, vapid, common and disposable. As a body type, they are desired by some. As a personality type, they are ridiculed.
Each time people reply being offended by this, my joke about the union for twinks gets funnier and funnier.
Well sure, if that's the only definition a twink has ever known. And even if it were, it would still make Thomson twink-adjacent at the very least. Unless you have a new definition for "far far far far" that means "pretty close to". Guh-linda would call that "twinkification". The ability to redefine a word to anything within range of an approximation to an antonym for the mere purpose of making it sound less offensive and more attractive to those who most likely don't know or recall the true definition including the person in question.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
