My sister and I were talking about the Sweeney Todd revival, and we had a ridiculous idea for a production of "CATS" that is set in a mental hospital, and nobody wears cat costumes-- they are all mentally ill inmates. Old Deuteronomy is a senile old dude who believes that he (and everyone else there) is a cat, and he has managed to convince some of the other inmates so over the years. Other inmates go along for the ride because they're afraid of what Old Dude might do if they don't play along.
Munkunstrap is a nurse at the facility who the other characters believe is a cat as well. The audience is a panel of medical experts to whom Munkustrap is reporting this bizarre delusion that the inmates share, and he has to mingle with the inmates to get information from them.
Grizabella is a washed-up former star who suffers from dementia and has no short-term memory, only that of the past. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are kleptomaniacs. Jennyanydots is manic-depressive (she sits and sits and sits and then she's super active.)Skimbleshanks is obsessive-compulsive and obsessed with cleanliness and orderliness.
Victoria is a recovering anorexic ballet dancer and Bustopher Jones suffers from binge-eating disorder. Rum Tum Tugger is a sex addict rock star. Bombalurina is a former prostitute whose multiple STDs are affecting her mental functions.
Gus was never actually an actor. He just wishes he was and hallucinates that he was once famous. Mistoffelees is a poor insane man who thinks he has magical abilities. He is also a pyromaniac. Macavity is a murderous psychopath. Demeter is one of his former victims who is mentally scarred for life.
Uh... I can't remember any of the other cats.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 3/9/09 at 09:55 PM